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A Testimony to True Mateship

A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in,

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

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I thought this was going to be: a true mate is someone who goes into town, gets a couple of six packs of beer and a blow job, then comes back and gives you one.

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I thought this was going to be: a true mate is someone who goes into town, gets a couple of six packs of beer and a blow job, then comes back and gives you one.

Em! One what?

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