webfact Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Phitsanulok man tells thief to exchange stolen bike for his wife and boozeBy Coconuts BangkokTake my wife ... please!BANGKOK: -- A heartbreaking incident of motorbike theft prompted that ancient one-liner from the victim yesterday, who uploaded a video pleading with the thief to return his bike in exchange for his wife.Following the heartbreaking incident where his motorbike was stolen yesterday, Facebook user “Kip Kathi” promptly released a viral video that spread across the Thai media.Standing in front of a large vinyl banner, “Kip Kathi” appealed to the thief on camera to return his Honda Wave under a banner reading “Dear well-regarded thief, you stole my bike? You should have taken my wife!”Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co//2014/08/27/phitsanulok-tells-thief-exchange-stolen-bike-his-wife-and-booze-- Coconuts Bangkok 2014-08-27 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jaidam Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 The thief should stick with the bike. Better ride, and less front-end chatter. 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dom samui Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 High level bipede... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Why do I get the urge to slap this mans face? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post nojoma Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 Why do I get the urge to slap this mans face? because you have never been married?? 39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I can offer him a 2 for 1 deal! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paulzed Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 Why do I get the urge to slap this mans face? because you have never been married?? I was once married to a witch that spawned from Pitsanalok, All I have to say to the victim is "iam picking up what your laying down fella 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DrLom Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 Thais do have humour. Bring the bike back - desperate Dan - and I'll slice off your fat chops before you get near my wife. Bravo to this man! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aree Wongwanlee Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 He's smart. The bike can't climb out of the window at night and come back home on its own. The wife can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Bike is far, far less problematic. Pretty much does what you want it to do. Just can't cook, clean, iron...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainwater Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 wow, he really took the trouble to make a huge banner, that's just weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jaiyenyen Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 How does the saying go? If it's got tits or an engine..........It'll give you problems. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 wow, he really took the trouble to make a huge banner, that's just weird. Though not quite as weird as the offer is making. Obviously this individual just sees his wife as another piece of property he can decide what to do with and who can own it. Yes, I know he is trying to be funny, it's just he's not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GuyL Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) Reminds me of this joke... Edited August 27, 2014 by GuyL 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) Maybe he gets a a better ride off the bike than he gets off the wife? Edited August 27, 2014 by WhamBam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LuckyLew Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 Reminds of the joke ... What do a moped and a fat girl have in common ..... Both fun to ride until your friends find out 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belg Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 hope the wife reads the message and leaves him, so he can go stroke his bike or mattras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thhMan Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 That says it all.... Thais dont give a damn about others... Which is good, because even the person who knows the thief, will dob him in for a few THB.... But instead... the victim posted a joke instead of a reward.... Jokes on you buddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) Old bike, but it got more bang for the dollar (baht) then the alternative, I suppose. Edited August 27, 2014 by slipperylobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barney R Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 God how jaded we are . It's a joke folks get a life it must be sad to sit in your dark rooms and look at the life just pass you bye . 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamahele Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 This is an old joke, even in America. "Take my wife.... Please". I don't think he meant any harm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCFC Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I think we need a picture of the bike Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GAZZPA Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 I think we need a picture of the bike Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand its a Honda wave,, have a look out of your window, chances are you will see a dozen of them. It would be more useful with a pic of his missus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The old joke comes to mind.. "she's like a Honda Wave, great fun but you wouldn't want your mates to see you riding it" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post In Search of Space Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 I have an idea, swop-my-wife.com Where you can swop your wife for something useful 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallmeScooter Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Different sighs. A few men have sighed because their women were abducted; most, because no one wanted to abduct them. - Friedrich Nietzsche 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheyCallmeScooter Posted August 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2014 "My wife makes me want to be a better man. So I can get a better wife." - Anthony Jeselnik 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissanc Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Even if it was meant to be a joke, his wife will lose face. As a result, he's being very disrespectful and deserves to be thrown in the stocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLing Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I swapped my wife once ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallmeScooter Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Even if it was meant to be a joke, his wife will lose face. As a result, he's being very disrespectful and deserves to be thrown in the stocks. Isn't her emotional non-sensory (senseless) imagined suffering that causes her to imagine she's lost face the real disrespect? I don't believe he held a gun to her head to force her to marry him. I'm vaguely aware it's the other way around. So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time So I can end my time with you. - Meatloaf (Paradise by the Dashboard Light) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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