Of course not. Nobody has ever thought that about any of your topics. They are all masterfully brilliant, at least from the perspective of someone with an IQ equal to that of a handball. Except, of course, for the noisy motorcycles, the skinks, the heat, the light pollution, the humidity, the electricity bills, the lack of Western foods, the lack of quality products, and whatever happens to your existential whinge du jour. First it was Montana, then New England, now seemingly Maine specifically. And where to next week? Apparently, “I will NEVER go back” means “I will never go back, except for the various places in America I plan to go back to.” Nah, you’re not conflicted, NEVER in the least.
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