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Semen transfer facility?

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sipi Gold Member

sipi

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My wife and I would like to conceive another child. However the idea of rubbing our wee-wee's together for the third time in 12 years is too exhausting.

Any suggestions?

PS. This is meant to be fun "fun thread". Please keep it clean..

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Orac Gold Member

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Maybe i misunderstand the term but if your wife has a wee-wee then is it technically possible for her to conceive?

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siampolee Ruby Member

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There was a young man from Rangoon

Who was born one month too soon

All as a result of sperm on a spoon

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sipi Gold Member

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Maybe Costas will rub it for you....

Oh, Pardon me Costas. But I had a good laugh at this..

Don't take it personally.

Gayllips Senior Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

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sipi Gold Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

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Bob Downe Rookie Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

wub.png

What is a marigold handshake?

mrtoad Star Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

J and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, Im sure that we can bump start your wifes tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

Im sure J wont mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

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Very kind offer from Gayllips

mrtoad Star Member

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Moved to pub , don't be surprised if it disappears soon.whistling.gif

You have to admit Rooo this is one of the more obscure threads, but harmless??

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sipi Gold Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

wub.png

What is a marigold handshake?

"Hold me like a flower"

"Gently?"

"No, by the stalk"

sipi Gold Member

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Moved to pub , don't be surprised if it disappears soon.whistling.gif

You have to admit Rooo this is one of the more obscure threads, but harmless??

Thanks Mr Toad. Just a bit of fun. But if it goes soon, then so be it.

thehelmsman Silver Member

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Maybe i misunderstand the term but if your wife has a wee-wee then is it technically possible for her to conceive?

He should consider himself lucky he somehow got it done the first time.

Crazy chef 1 Gold Member

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sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

J and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, Im sure that we can bump start your wifes tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

Im sure J wont mind.

Pfui!

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