MAN’S GENITALS STOLEN DURING TRIP TO THAILAND

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Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep.

The victim was allegedly drugged unwittingly before he woke up hours later in a pool of blood in his hotel room while his genitals had been completely removed, leaving him in critical condition.

Fortunately, the hotel staff were alarmed by the distress calls of the man who was quickly taken to the Bangkok Hospital so he could receive emergency care while the man suffered from severe bleeding that could have cost him his life.

For the past few months, Thai authorities have been struggling against a wave of criminal surgical aggressions against tourists whose genitals are worth top dollars on the Asian black market.

“We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.

The health of the 58-year old man is stable and he should be out of the hospital in a few days.

Thai authorities warn tourists to be very conscious when traveling alone and meeting ‘friendly’ strangers in the streets of Bangkok.

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I've never heard of this site but it's described on it "About" page as an "American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe." Notice the spelling error!

It's also credited as "New World Order Media @ COPYRIGHT 2014"

But......... go to ANY page and find a serious, credible story! I can't!!

Example "PTERODACTYL SIGHTING IN NEW GUINEA TERRORIZES VILLAGERS, ALARMS AUTHORITIES!

A massive, very clever spoof methinks!

As obvious as it is unfunny.

Google image search for the image points to a different story - stolen kidney

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what use would this be, the anti rejection drugs makes the (wearer) unable to preform.

what use would this be, the anti rejection drugs makes the (wearer) unable to preform.

No, not for Transplant...but for EATING. If you read the story, it is claimed some Chinese believe they are an "Aphrodisiac."

Years ago I did a TV story in Australia about Cattle Gall Stones being exported to China, to be used for the same thing. At the time, they were fetching more per gram than Gold.

I also saw cans of "Three Penis Soup" (Duck, Chicken and Deer) being sold in Chinese Markets in Hong Kong. I bought some to bring home as a joke but the guys at Aussie Quarantine snatched it. Am convinced it wound up on display at their office.

Edited November 17, 201411 yr by Torrens54

This is on the interwebs so it's almost certainly 100% real.

From the website:

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Based on that, let's close this topic. Definitely not real.

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