Bluecat Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Bush, the Pope, Ronaldo and a school boy are on the same plane. The plane is about to crash and there are only three parachutes available. Ronaldo: "I am the best soccer player in the world, I have millions of fans. If I die, some of my fans will kill themselves, it can not happen" He grabs one parachute and jumps off the plane. Bush: "I am the president of the United States. I am the smartest and most successful president American people ever had. I can not die" He grabs one parachute and jumps off the plane. The Pope: "I am an old man. People need me but I can not allow a young school boy to die, so please take the last parachute" The school boy: "Do not worry, old man, the smartest president American people ever elected just jumped with my satchel on his back,..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. BOOZER Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 That we should be so lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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