Dear Folks,

I just, this moment, got out of the shower, for the umpteenth time.

And, I can tell you, after 70-years of this, I am getting tired of it.

Every day, I need to take one or two showers, and also need to perform the same old thing, shaving my beard, which never stops growing.

And so, I wonder….

Here in Thailand, how much would it cost me to have some girl come to my house to shave and bathe me, instead?

And, how much would I pay for such service?

Personally, I would pay enough, and whatever it takes to get some girl to bathe and shave me.

Naturally, in the USA, you could not find someone willing to do this job.

But, in Thailand, as they say, almost anything is possible, even a cheap Car-Wash.....

And so, how much should I pay for someone to ride a motorbike to my house, then shave and bathe me?

Maybe not every day, because I think I am still willing to bathe myself twice a week, or so.

But, I am really getting completely bored with bathing, every day.

This is NOT a JOKE Topic.

I would be willing to pay good money for this service.

The only question is…

How Much?

Best regards,

Gamma

Note:  Or, maybe, I should invest in an electric razor?

Once I get started with a Car-Wash Girl in Thailand, then.....

How to curb one's enthusiasm.....is the more interesting conundrum.

During a car wash, the very last thing you need is Boom-Boom-Boom...and weak knees in the shower.....

Grow a beard and go for a soapy every day.

3 minutes ago, Bannoi said:

Grow a beard and go for a soapy every day.

I/We love Hooker.

Incredible, even today.

Boom

Boom

Edited 57 minutes ago57 min by GammaGlobulin

Boom, Boom, Boom....BOOM.....!

Oh look, another Gamma topic about the trials and tribulations of male grooming and personal hygiene. First it was pubic hair maintenance woes. Then came the great toenail clipping conundrum, and now we’ve arrived at the latest instalment in the ongoing saga of bathing and beard trimming.

What’s next? Bung wiping nuisances? An in depth analysis of earwax extraction? A detailed investigation into whether someone can be hired to brush his teeth? At this rate, there’ll soon be an entire domestic services industry devoted exclusively to Gamma’s geriatric hygiene requirements.

Please GG, just stop with all this awful forum slop. It is tedious, inappropriate and frankly disturbing to read. And the truly remarkable part is that this apparently isn’t even a joke topic. He is genuinely trying to establish the going rate for having another adult come to his house and perform the basic personal hygiene tasks he has somehow decided he is no longer interested in doing himself.

FFS, if this is what you really require then just move into a nursing home already. If not for your own benefit, then at least give the rest of us a much needed reprieve from your endless stream of childish drivel.

“High IQ”, you say? I suppose that depends on how generously we define the word “intelligence”. Either way, the evidence presented here isn’t exactly overwhelming.

2 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

Oh look, another Gamma topic about the trials and tribulations of male grooming and personal hygiene. First it was pubic hair maintenance woes. Then came the great toenail clipping conundrum, and now we’ve arrived at the latest instalment in the ongoing saga of bathing and beard trimming.

What’s next? Bung wiping nuisances? An in depth analysis of earwax extraction? A detailed investigation into whether someone can be hired to brush his teeth? At this rate, there’ll soon be an entire domestic services industry devoted exclusively to Gamma’s geriatric hygiene requirements.

Please GG, just stop with all this awful forum slop. It is tedious, inappropriate and frankly disturbing to read. And the truly remarkable part is that this apparently isn’t even a joke topic. He is genuinely trying to establish the going rate for having another adult come to his house and perform the basic personal hygiene tasks he has somehow decided he is no longer interested in doing himself.

FFS, if this is what you really require then just move into a nursing home already. If not for your own benefit, then at least give the rest of us a much needed reprieve from your endless stream of childish drivel.

“High IQ”, you say? I suppose that depends on how generously we define the word “intelligence”. Either way, the evidence presented here isn’t exactly overwhelming.

Why do the best guitarists of this ilk choose GIBSON?

Have you ever stopped to consider this question?

But, my real question is:

Where has great Black Music gone.....?

Do you know?

Where has it gone?

Is this due to the destruction of the Black Culture in America, probably due to the American Prison system....and.....

Living in inner-city ghettos during the past many decades?

Did you ever think that maybe the Black Guys were still better down on the farm, in Georgia, and other southern states, compared to having moved north?

So many questions.

And, so little time.

America has much to answer for, one might say.

Edited 5 minutes ago5 min by GammaGlobulin

12 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

FFS, if this is what you really require then just move into a nursing home already.

I think you might not like me.

I think you might not like me because I speak the truth.

I think you would like to muzzle me.

But, Sir, I am not your lap-dog, one who is easily muzzled....

As I am sure you know, by now.