Penis Extensions

[PeaceBlondie]

I regret if any of my posts in this topic have offended anybody. Please send me a PM if you're offended, and I'll try my best to retract the statement. I'm sorry.

[Boo]

PB, everyone except one person (who has been mailed) have been able to post on this topic with some humour & not take it so seriously, your posts were in no way offensive.

[Thaddeus]

PB, everyone except one person (who has been mailed) have been able to post on this topic with some humour & not take it so seriously, your posts were in no way offensive.

Totally agree Boo.

PB ..... in the normal walk of life everybody needs a bit of light relief, in the current climate, even more so.

I would regard this thread as 'Pub Chat', but with one big difference..... all the girls and boys get the chance to talk smutty together, instead of in different sides of the room.

If anybody objects to that, then in my opinion, they have the problem, and they know where the off button is.

I found your comments quite........ errrrr........ the wife says thank you too

[Jing-jo]

Like I said size is irrelevant - all in ones mind.

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trying to remember an old qoute

something like

"it aint the size of the hammer but the way it's handled that bangs the nail in good"

that seems pretty relevant to this topic

another moot point is just as men are different sizes on the outside varies from 2 2

Women have different sizes on the inside

so to find a perfect fit takes a lot of practice and a lot of searching

or is that just my excuse for fooling around alot

[sbk]

Sounds like an excuse to me

Love the hammer saying, I've never heard that one before. Very apt

[Jing-jo]

Sounds like an excuse to me

Love the hammer saying, I've never heard that one before. Very apt

the english speaking military the world over have a saying the four F's

1).find them

2).play with them (substitute a f version of a digit)

3)."make love" to them (substitute the f word)

4). forget them

my version has and always will be

make them look

make them smile

make them think

make them laugh

make them sigh ( if you know what i mean)

make them breakfast (unfertilized eggs of course)

and then make them leave!!

just kidding

[meom]

Perhaps this thread should be in the health forum, like the one on breast augmentation. It could also perhaps be illustrated then! I knew more about mechanical methods, which I understand are often successful to varying extents (sorry). But implanted balls? - in the same place, I assume, like a prosthesis for having one too few. Can someone confirm, perhaps as a PM if too clinically explicit?

Not exactly a mechanical method but there was a guy in the UK the other day who met with an accident in which his penis got severed.

Unfortunately the nearest doctor turned out to be a vet so the best they could do was to attach a

baby elephant trunk.

The operation went allright and according to the guy it ain't to bad except for this itchy feeling he gets when tea and biscuits are passed around.