webfact Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Officials to probe popular whitening ‘salmon sperm’ soapBANGKOK: -- After the whitening "chlorine” soap proved to be rather dangerous last month, a dubious new whitening trend has emerged among young Thais -- rubbing salmon sperm in the shower to keep their skin white.The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said Wednesday it would investigate the popular "salmon sperm” soap after the product was being widely sold on the internet.The soap, which advertises itself as a skin-bleaching product and claims to be FDA-approved, has been sold on Facebook and Instagram for around THB50 a bar. Merchants swear salmon sperm beats the socks off collagen, glutathione and vitamin C for its skin-whitening properties.Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/11/12/officials-probe-popular-whitening-salmon-sperm-soap-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-11-12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Salmon Sperm - rriiggghhhtttttt. I'm sure I saw some of their "collection trucks" loitering around sois Cowboy and Nana, as well as Walking Street and soi 6 (next to the Public Library). They look like those small water trucks with the 500 gallon tanks on them, except they have a logo on the tank showing a salmon laying on it's back getting a "happy ending". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who has the job of wanking off Salmon to get the sperm ? regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from the home of CC Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Meanwhile, tourists spend billions to go lie on a beach and tan. The grass is always......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieeyed Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I saw some whitening product that was called snail mucus (slime) whitener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I've collected my "home-made salad dressing" in transparent bottles and tried selling them at my local market as anti-ageing cream, but found no takers And my work permit application was rejected too! Maybe asking for 3,000 baht per 200ml bottle is a bit much, but I have my standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 ...rubbing salmon sperm in the shower to keep their skin white Damn - now I know where I was going wrong with the women when I offered them a 'facial' - should have emphasized the whitening properties and they'd probably have paid ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaltsc Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 "...rubbing salmon sperm in the shower to keep their skin white." There's one born every minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie1955 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I hear "Farang Sperm" is the best for The face area for Thai women, also can be used by men too......and I am selling it for 500 THB a bottle or you can special order it fresh to your door...by calling; +1- 800-555-face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I hear "Farang Sperm" is the best for The face area for Thai women, also can be used by men too......and I am selling it for 500 THB a bottle or you can special order it fresh to your door...by calling; +1- 800-555-face Yeah, draught beats bottled any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesetat2013 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I've collected my "home-made salad dressing" in transparent bottles and tried selling them at my local market as anti-ageing cream, but found no takers And my work permit application was rejected too! Maybe asking for 3,000 baht per 200ml bottle is a bit much, but I have my standards. Just go to Siam and look around for some pretty thai girls with signs. They are looking for donors to <deleted> off into a bottle for their YouTube vdo to get a lot of hits. I am sure they will be happy to accept your dressing. Hehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirat69 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Sperm on the skin has not resulted in whitening for generations of Thai school boys.... another bogus $ grabber!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siliconvalley Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Wow. I want to thank all for your wit. When I saw this, I knew we were all groinna chatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenixdoglover Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I just told my wife about this. She said she has heard of it. Then she said, "I have to try it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siammodels Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Althese leeches do is launch probes to make money from fines or pay offs There so weak it makes me sick.. People having a go at marketing and business and these clowns come along with the probe they pulled out of there own ass. Put your probes to good use and probe the government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who has the job of wanking off Salmon to get the sperm ? regards Worgeordie You fancy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM07 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I have a business- idea coming! Pun totally intended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I want go with you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Expensive. I got a 30kg canister of hydrogen peroxide for 700baht, how come these brainiacs aren't swimming in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
than Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Semen was known for these benefits since antiquity. Cleopatra was a very large user of this product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc46 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Semen was known for these benefits since antiquity. Cleopatra was a very large user of this product. Yea she had a lot of slave <deleted> to fill her bath tub and bade in it ,she wasn't shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwpage3 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 When my Thai wife moved to Florida and saw all the super hot and sexy tanned girls at the beach, she decided quite quickly being ghost-white was not the answer. In with the Tropical Tan oil and now she is as tanned as the rest of them. Just goes to show you how silly Thai people can be when they have no idea what is going on in the rest of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomyumchai Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 anyone bothered to check the DNA of this jisum to prove that it did squirt out of a salmon? why waste time tugging off salmon when you can fill yer tank up by wacking off a sperm whale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docshock13 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Wanted to join in with my own "wacky" banter. But you have all "beat" me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Why can't we just stand at the end of the aisle where these fraudulent products are being sold, and say to any potential purchasers "You are beautiful just the way you look, you don't need this". Apart from Ying 3 doors down, she's a face like a bulldog sniffing a wasp and needs all the help she can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhizBang Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 "...rubbing salmon sperm in the shower to keep their skin white." There's one born every minute. Apparantly more than one when you are dealing with Thais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaleboneman Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Semen was known for these benefits since antiquity. Cleopatra was a very large user of this product. Well it ain't working for the salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throatwobbler Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 When my Thai wife moved to Florida and saw all the super hot and sexy tanned girls at the beach, she decided quite quickly being ghost-white was not the answer. In with the Tropical Tan oil and now she is as tanned as the rest of them. Just goes to show you how silly Thai people can be when they have no idea what is going on in the rest of the world. By the rest of the world you mean your own country. It is clear that the rest of the world to you is your own country and that you are ignorant of other cultures.Just goes to show how stupid expats are when they see something they don't understand yet want to blame it on the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throatwobbler Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 "...rubbing salmon sperm in the shower to keep their skin white." There's one born every minute. Apparantly more than one when you are dealing with Thais. And of course no one else ever in the world has ever fallen for an advertising gimmick. But never mind belittle the Thais if it makes you feel better. At the end of the day they are the ones laughing at you, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZBill Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Moving to a northeastern state here in the US did it for my wife. No creams, sperm or any such nonsense and she's now much lighter than her friends and family in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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