niagarekoja Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grand-son what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. "If you can get that worm back in that hole I'll give you 50p," said Josh. His grand-son sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother's hair spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy 50p, picked up the hair spray and went indoors. About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his grand-son another 50p. "But grand-dad," said the boy, "you've already given me the 50p you promised." "That's from your grand-ma," said Josh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I tried those new Viagra eye drops last night.......didn't give me a hard on, but by god did I look hard ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 new drug to increase arousal for women..... will be called niagara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wash Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 My friend tried Viagra He swallowed it and the pill caught in his throat. All he got was a stiff neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niagarekoja Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 new drug to increase arousal for women..... will be called niagara Thay`s made my day Bye the way,"Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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