Professions/adjust Titles

[prighas]

In a bid to try and BEAUTIFY Professional Titles do not be surprised to see:

*Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

*House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager

*Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control

*Typist : Printed Document Handler

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Overseer

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician

*Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

*Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer

*Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager

*Cook : Food Preparation Officer

Do Not Forget

Unemployed : Township Management

Gossiping : Research Management

[suegha]

Very good. I'm sure there was another longer list of these sorts of things floating around cyberspace, anyone got a copy?

[kayo]

That's good. Did anyone watch that Highlights of 1000th birthday of weakest links last night? I think most of these were claimed by a contestant at some point or other.