JacknDanny Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Decided this year to have a quiet Christmas at home with me doing the cooking(believe me, a once in a millenium occasion) Get everything prepared...Turkey and all the trimmings. Put the Big Bird in the cooker at around 830am..everythings going well. Around 12 noon I check on it.......its still an anaemic white. 2 hours later after almost 6hrs cooking, I am getting worried as this thing does not seem to be getting brown. 315pm. I realise that the cooker is basically f#####!!!!!!! Order Pizza from Pizza Company!!! Pizza, sprouts, carrots and chippolatas. Dessert is a Marks n Sparks Christmas pudding, surely that cant go wrong??? Oh yes, in my stressed out mode I throw away the sleeve which contains the cooking instructions and end up microwaving it to death!!! Roll on Boxing Day Anyone else have any 'disasters'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KireB Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thaivisa is mine! There was a very interesting and disturbing article in the Nation this morning about Tsunami aid money that disappeared, but nothing on this forum! Why not? Shame on Thaivisa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingnongnoi Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thaivisa is mine! There was a very interesting and disturbing article in the Nation this morning about Tsunami aid money that disappeared, but nothing on this forum! Why not? Shame on Thaivisa! you could have used the time to post this, to actually start a thread yourself, but chose to bitch about it instead, shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chownah Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thaivisa is mine! There was a very interesting and disturbing article in the Nation this morning about Tsunami aid money that disappeared, but nothing on this forum! Why not? Shame on Thaivisa! you could have used the time to post this, to actually start a thread yourself, but chose to bitch about it instead, shame on you you could have used the time to post this, to actually start a thread yourself, but chose to bitch about it instead, shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 tut, tut, (tutsi)...calm down folks...what about a little bit of Christmas cheer? Sorry to hear about the cooker not working, but it will be a good story for the grandchildren later on...nothing that a few vodkas wouldn't fix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thaivisa is mine! There was a very interesting and disturbing article in the Nation this morning about Tsunami aid money that disappeared, but nothing on this forum! Why not? Shame on Thaivisa! you could have used the time to post this, to actually start a thread yourself, but chose to bitch about it instead, shame on you you could have used the time to post this, to actually start a thread yourself, but chose to bitch about it instead, shame on you and you choose to bitch people.Charming! Merry christmas . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackula Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thaivisa is mine! There was a very interesting and disturbing article in the Nation this morning about Tsunami aid money that disappeared, but nothing on this forum! Why not? Shame on Thaivisa! What??? I am shocked, nay, SHOCKED to hear about money being misappropriated in Thailand! Who would have ever thought such a thing could be possible? Amazing. /Not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Why would you sad tossors be spending your time on this forum on Xmas day??? Got no friends, no life..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted December 25, 2006 Author Share Posted December 25, 2006 Why would you sad tossors be spending your time on this forum on Xmas day??? Got no friends, no life..... Whats your excuse then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Why would you sad tossors be spending your time on this forum on Xmas day??? Got no friends, no life..... Whats your excuse then? What? - silly bunny. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Why would you sad tossors be spending your time on this forum on Xmas day??? Got no friends, no life..... Whats your excuse then? What? - silly bunny. What? Sad butt munchers all of ye...aye................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bina Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 why would some of us sad tossers...>> some of us dont belong to the denomination that celebrates christmas... for us, just another cold windy day waiting for the two snowflakes that have been threatened/promised to fall on jerusalem to actually arrive: have umbrella, two days supply of food; sand and shovel in car, straw in goat shed, emergency numbers... and camera to actually film said snowflake (hopefully thai husband wil be here to witness said snowflake), and video to film israelis panicking with arrival of said snowflake. ... but have a good one...... bina israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 back on topic, went round to friends place for lunch, we were sitting outside after and having a few quiet ones, went round behind the shed for a pee, tripped over a crowbar laying on the ground, now have a knee the size of a football and I wasn't pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 back on topic,went round to friends place for lunch, we were sitting outside after and having a few quiet ones, went round behind the shed for a pee, tripped over a crowbar laying on the ground, now have a knee the size of a football and I wasn't pissed a sad case of the best holiday intentions going awry...next time go in the house and piss in the toilet, sum people might find it impolite that you piss behind the shed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 back on topic,went round to friends place for lunch, we were sitting outside after and having a few quiet ones, went round behind the shed for a pee, tripped over a crowbar laying on the ground, now have a knee the size of a football and I wasn't pissed a sad case of the best holiday intentions going awry...next time go in the house and piss in the toilet, sum people might find it impolite that you piss behind the shed... it's the normal thing there, just the crowbar was abnormal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 it's the normal thing there, just the crowbar was abnormal It's the 'normal' thing for the Outback but are we getting the whole story? Inquiring minds need to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 all very innocent I can assure you Boony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 all very innocent I can assure you Boony Well, stick an ice pack on the danm thing and open another Fosters for us, Bronco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 all very innocent I can assure you Boony Well, stick an ice pack on the danm thing and open another Fosters for us, Bronco! fosters, yuk, knee is down a bit but has gone blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 all very innocent I can assure you Boony Well, stick an ice pack on the danm thing and open another Fosters for us, Bronco! knee is down a bit but has gone blue Take a picture and post it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 all very innocent I can assure you Boony Well, stick an ice pack on the danm thing and open another Fosters for us, Bronco! knee is down a bit but has gone blue Take a picture and post it... when the sun comes up I might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 a sad case of the best holiday intentions going awry...next time go in the house and piss in the toilet, sum people might find it impolite that you piss behind the shed... It's Oz.... they have a shed behind the Parliment buildings for just such purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 inside is for the shielas and #2's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnpike Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 a sad case of the best holiday intentions going awry...next time go in the house and piss in the toilet, sum people might find it impolite that you piss behind the shed...] find it surprising that a "warrior" would find it rude to piss outside. save water, fertilize the ground, as long as you aren't hanging it in front of someone..... what was the topic again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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