Jamesyboi Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left. Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice." "Does that mean I''m in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner. He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 A good joke, except for the part about the Queen (yes, of england) douching in the corner ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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