libya 115 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Brahmburgers, if you have snuck in here to read my joke, go back to your Thai/Farang vitriolic double-pricing debate. I bet you can peel an orange in your pocket and I also bet that the last time that you bought a round of drinks the U.S.A. had just put a man on the moon. ______________________________ Three pieces of string in a bar There is a sign that says "No strings served." The first string says, "Well, I'll get served, watch." So he walks into the bar. He saunters up to the bar and says,"I'll have a beer please." The bartender says,"We don't serve strings here. Get out!" So the second string says, "Well, I'll get served watch." So he walks into the bar. He strolls up to the bar and says, "I'll have a beer please." The bartender says, "We don't serve strings here. Get out!" Finally the thrid string says, "I'll get served." He messes up his hair, twists himself around and goes into the bar. He strolls up to the bar and says, "I'll have a beer, please." The bartender says, "Say, aren't you a string?" He replies, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 OK LIbby Gotta Say that one made me Giggle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 it certainly was one of his better jokes - god bless Santa (who brought him a new joke book!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 A classic that will always make me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 he seems to put out under pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 he seems to put out under pressure. Nah..Santa bought him the new joke book for Chrissy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Brahmburgers, if you have snuck in here to read my joke, go back to your Thai/Farang vitriolic double-pricing debate. I bet you can peel an orange in your pocket and I also bet that the last time that you bought a round of drinks the U.S.A. had just put a man on the moon. Nice one libby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Who was it said Libbys as funny as Diarrhea in a wet suit ????? Oh Goodness It must have been me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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