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Clacton By-election Puts Farage Versus Count Binface

Clacton voters in Essex are set to vote in a by-election on Thursday, August 13, with the seat expected to be fought primarily between Reform UK leader Nigel Farage and a political satirist known as Count Binface.

The contest is one of the most unusual in recent British politics after major parties declined to stand, leaving a crowded ballot dominated by independents, fringe candidates and satirical entrants alongside Farage and Count Binface.

When voters go to the polls

Polling stations will be open from 7am to 10pm local time, with results due on Friday morning in Australian Eastern Standard Time terms. The winner will return as MP for the Clacton constituency, which covers Clacton-on-Sea, Frinton-on-Sea and Walton-on-the-Naze.

A total of 34 candidates are listed, extending to about 90 centimetres of ballot paper, according to figures cited with the poll.

What triggered the by-election

Farage resigned as MP for Clacton on July 7, triggering the by-election.

His departure followed a parliamentary investigation into his finances, including an undeclared gift worth £5 million from a cryptocurrency billionaire. Under House of Commons rules, the probe has been paused during the by-election campaign, but is due to resume automatically if Farage is re-elected.

Farage has denied wrongdoing and said he was seeking a fresh mandate. In making the case for voters to decide whether they still support him, he has framed the election as a contest between voters and the political establishment.

However, Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats and the Greens have all opted not to field candidates, describing the by-election as a “political stunt”. As a result, the ballot includes a range of non-mainstream figures.

Who is standing in the race

Farage is the only candidate representing a major party, standing for Reform UK. He won the seat in 2024 with 46% of the vote. A Survation poll for Mandate Research suggested that a majority of Reform voters in the constituency plan to back him again, despite the controversy surrounding his finances.

Count Binface, who is running under the Count Binface Party banner, is the best-known challenger. The comedian Jonathan David Harvey is legally standing under the Count Binface name and, according to his published platform, is promising measures including capping bus fares at £1.99, selling 99p Flake ice creams, regenerating Walton Pier, and building “at least one” affordable home.

The manifesto also includes proposals for oil and gas firms to help fund solar panels, a referendum on whether Pluto should regain planet status, and a pledge to bar MPs who resign mid-term from contesting the resulting by-election. It also states: “I will not accept 5 million-pound gifts from crypto billionaires (on Earth).”

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Three candidates are standing for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. (Supplied: Official Monster Raving Loony Party)

Alongside them are 32 other candidates, including three from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party: Howling Laud Hope, Baron Von Thunderclap and Nick the Incredible Flying Brick. Their policies include replacing “all red tape with Sellotape”, giving voters the chance to be prime minister for 15 minutes during their lifetime, and banning by-elections created purely for political self-interest. Laurence Fox, a former actor and right-wing Reclaim Party leader, is also on the ballot, along with independents Attieh Fard, Andy Erlam and Nick Pelas, and Daniel Pocock.

Pocock, described on his website as a Melbourne-born software engineer, said he moved to Europe and previously worked for firms including Barclays Capital, Thomson Reuters and UBS. In explaining his candidacy, he framed the race as an opportunity for “novelty candidates”.

How tight is the contest

While the field is large, the election has been widely viewed as a head-to-head between Farage and Count Binface. In a Survation poll of 502 Clacton adults, Farage was on 73%, with Count Binface on 20%.

Count Binface has lost every election he has contested, and his highest vote total to date is 308. Farage, asked by the ABC whether he was confident he could beat him, said he “hoped so”.

If Count Binface were to win, he would become MP for Clacton, as there is no exemption for novelty candidates under the UK’s electoral system. Parliamentary dress guidance expects business-like attire and, in principle, faces should not be covered when members speak or vote, meaning he would likely need to take his seat under his legal name, Jonathan Harvey.

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Hamus Yaigh Gold Member

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Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.

Bannoi Gold Member

Bannoi

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The most ridiculous by-election in history reportedly costing £250.000, what a waste of money especially on such a sleezeball as Farage.

brewsterbudgen Star Member

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So, assuming he wins, what has he achieved? He'll still be investigated and likely will have to resign!

hotandsticky Star Member

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8 minutes ago, brewsterbudgen said:

So, assuming he wins, what has he achieved? He'll still be investigated and likely will have to resign!

You wish.

stevenl Star Member

stevenl

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1 hour ago, hotandsticky said:

You wish.

Thanks for the very clear and well worded explanation.

JonnyF Star Member

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5 hours ago, brewsterbudgen said:

So, assuming he wins, what has he achieved? He'll still be investigated and likely will have to resign!

You were predicting Binface winning. Lost your balls?

Why would he resign? For accepting a donation to hire private security to avoid ending up beaten to death with a hammer like Anne Widdicombe?

That's all gone mighty quiet by the way.

josephbloggs Diamond Member

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7 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

You were predicting Binface winning. Lost your balls?

Why would he resign? For accepting a donation to hire private security to avoid ending up beaten to death with a hammer like Anne Widdicombe?

That's all gone mighty quiet by the way.

Are you gloating about beating a rubbish bin???? My oh My Jonny, you've fallen very low indeed. I mean you didn't have far to fall to be fair, but wow.

It's gone mighty quiet because the parliamentary investigation into his undeclared bung unconditional gift undeclared bung is paused during the by-election, as he knew it would be, which is why he resigned.

You do know, of course, that Farage turned down state security which would have given him security on a par with the leader of the Conservatives. Watch this man squirm:

https://x.com/narindertweets/status/2076911120279912567?s=20

chickenslegs Diamond Member

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The British electorate is always up for a laugh but, when it comes down to the serious business of electing their Member of Parliament, they will do the sensible thing ...

... and elect Binface.

JonnyF Star Member

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11 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

Are you gloating about beating a rubbish bin???? My oh My Jonny, you've fallen very low indeed. I mean you didn't have far to fall to be fair, but wow.

You can only beat what's in front of you. Same as me owning you every day. Easy work.

11 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

It's gone mighty quiet because the parliamentary investigation into his undeclared bung unconditional gift undeclared bung is paused during the by-election, as he knew it would be, which is why he resigned.

I clearly meant the Anne Widdecombe murder. Lefty crime well and truly buried by the MSM.

josephbloggs Diamond Member

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6 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

I clearly meant the Anne Widdecombe murder. Lefty crime well and truly buried by the MSM.

A man was arrested and charged with her murder. A trial has been tentatively scheduled for June 2027.

What are you expecting to be reported daily in the "MSM"?

BBC headlines like this?

News update 10th August!! Joshua Kerry is still scheduled for trial in June 2027.

News update 11th August!! No change. Joshua Kerry is still scheduled for trial in June 2027.

News update 12th August!! Just letting our viewers and readers know that nothing has changed since yesterday and Joshua Kerry is still scheduled for trial in June 2027.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!! 13th August. The trial date has not been moved!!

You and your conspiracies, you are funny. Pitiable, but funny.

JonnyF Star Member

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7 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

A man was arrested and charged with her murder. A trial has been tentatively scheduled for June 2027.

Seems a long time.

The Southport rioters were charged, tried and sentenced within a week.

Oh thats right this guy only killed an old, white, right winger.

Back of the queue. Let it all die down. Don't mention it again...

josephbloggs Diamond Member

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2 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

Seems a long time.

The Southport rioters were charged, tried and sentenced within a week.

Oh thats right this guy only killed an old, white, right winger.

Back of the queue. Let it all die down. Don't mention it again...

Oh give it a rest, surely you are not that dense, just being disingenuous as usual. The Southport rioters all plead guilty and could therefore be sentenced immediately as they did not have to go for a crown court trial by jury. And their long list of previous violent offences explains why many of them thankfully and rightfully got decent sentences.

If between now and the trial Joshua Kerry decides to plead guilty then he will be sentenced.

It's how the UK justice systems works Jonny.

Bannoi Gold Member

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All hail Count Binface possibly the first 5000yr old Intergalactic warrior to become an MP in the UK he should be promoted to the UK Ambassador to the USA.

Looks like they could really do with a grown up adult to advise them.

JAG Ruby Member

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9 hours ago, JonnyF said:

That's all gone mighty quiet by the way.

It has "gone quiet" because her alleged attacker has been arrested and is being held on remand awaiting trial. There is no longer any political capital to be made from the trek to Dartmoor to lay flowers, and the right wing lynch mobs have moved on to other pursuits.

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