What Trump wanted was Micka-Mouse Kim Jom 'un style squaddie parade, possibly those like those stunning Korean girls, goose-stepping determinedly in from of him, so he could preen himself on his Dear Leader-King status in front of the International press.
What he got was a couple of creaking tanks, an army that didn't seem to care less, a sour face from Melanie and Hegseth looking totally stupid.
And a whacking great load of cash gone in a morning.
Some parade. The USA deserved better on its 250th Anniversary.