Bundooman

No, they don't! Dumb-ar&e statement. The same as saying all teachers, men and women, shag their students. Only the few!

Goody, Goody! Cry the students. More spare time to stick our noses into our phones,iPads and Tablets, never looking up to see who we are walking into or where we are going.. And we'll still be able to use them in the classroom, won't we? More time for us to do our homework or write our essays using ChatGPT!

I like that so much. G'day, G'day Sheila!

Pizza, Chili con Carne, Grilled salmon. Burgher and Fries, Lasagna, Spag bol. Cooked them all. Wife and daughter enjoy. Better quality, more quantity, less expensive, less travel - and a whole lot more enjoyable!

Who, in the name of sanity, gives a woman 50K, whatever the currency, for a regular turking to. You gotta be a well-off Yank!

Good opportunity for you to find out, eh?

Great! That's the end of this senseless post. Thank you and goodbye.

I would have thought that was obvious. That is "The tourist joke"!

So?

I'd love to see what other stupid expressions he could create if someone were to cut one end of his hammock.

there is 10:00 and there is 22:00 - I would have thought it was obvious. All it needs is a bit of intelligence. If the guy had said 10am 0r 10pm - some half-wit would have challenged that. I perfectly understood what the poster was saying. And I use the 24 hour clock system So simple. What's all the fuss?

He didn't 'build the wall' either. Blame Trump as well!

On my way back to Chiang Mai from Surin, last New Year's Day, I counted 21 dead dogs on the side of the roads. My journey takes 12 hours and covers 7 major roads. How many other dogs died that day on the thousands of other roads in Thailand? The dogs shouldn't have been out on the roads in the first place. I'd still be travelling if I stopped and showed sympathy for every dead mongrel on the roads. The previous 2 journeys, always on NY's Day - similar numbers. Do you show sympathy for every pigeon of other creature road kills? Or even more so, humanity wise, all those innocent people killed by other drivers? Dogs are just animals. They can be eaten. Just like many other animals - do you 'mourn' them? The deer and buffalo are sad statistics - caused by humans. Nothing changes and never will. Get over it.

Other buds were more into larger yachts. Damn rich folks. How's this for American logic: Q:But, have you ever sailed on the Chesapeake? Matter fact I have, (not sailed), as couple friends were into boats. So you haven't actually sailed in the Cheasapeake then>

Congratulations on 1st past the post in accusing the Brits! Instead of snidy and petulant little comments - why not wait until this slob's nationality is revealed. He could be any number of nationalities using English as a profanity. I've seen and heard this behaviour from almost every Western country. He may be a Brit - but you couldn't wait to rub the entire Brit nation's noses in it, could You?