Bundooman

Just exactly where did you drag this totally uninteresting narrative from? Please be aware that of the 70 million women who live in Thailand the majority, maybe 65% of them, are simply normal women who live ordinary, happy, normal lives - just as other women do around the world, and don't really exist entirely in Girlie bars grinding their vaginas around some fat slob of a foreigner or manchild Thai person. Some people just love to degrade women!

'Anyone can do that fake job'....... except you, of course. I wonder what your credentials are? Life failure? Bitterness? Jealousy? Unable to maintain a job? A failure at Relationships? Probably all of the above, eh?

Or how the police had to be informed about his lifestyle on the beach. How come they didn't know? Because they stay indoors on their phones?

By whom, exactly, you?

I doubt very much they would find that a free shag with you very satisfying with your scathing attitude towards women....... And the other 99% of Thai women wouldn't be very tempted either by the sound of you. A story worth considering: About 15 years ago, I was in a 7/11 in Phuket, near Kata Beach. A bar girl who was in the 7/11 at the same time clearly thought I couldn't speak Thai and she asked if I might need some help. Her English wasn't good, but she helped me find what I was looking for and she was very polite and helpful. At no time did I feel she was coming on to me and she finished her own shopping and left. I was surprised how nice she was. A few days later, I saw her in a Girly Bar as I was passing by. I never saw her again after that. The point I'm making is that she was kind, pleasant and helpful. Live and let live, Pal! There are thousands of other Thai women who are not Bar girls, but who will look down on you or screw you for your money But hey - you might actually prefer men or boys, perhaps?

Before you start your 'investigation' (or poking your nose into other people's private lives or preferences), consider this: I would imagine that you have been married before and now, after that failure, you want to vindicate your own failings as to why it didn't work by feeling superior to others on this forum. Your fault or hers? Do you think that she threw it about before you met her? Probably. Did she throw it about while you were married? Possibly. Or did you mess up by screwing some young tart in your home country? Most likely? How many failures have you experienced here in Thailand? Were they 'Bar girls' Or were your failures "hard-working, rich and successful amazingly beautiful Thai women" who just got bored by your rigid western superior attitude? It's not my business - is it? See? It's your private life - nothing to do with us. We don't really care how you've messed up your own life. Just leave other people alone to get on with theirs, OK? There's a good chap! Have a nice day. Oh, by the way, I'm not married. My ex-wife and I divorced some 15 years ago, here in Thailand. I have met some pretty nice teachers since then

What sort of personality traits do you need to even enquire why someone might marry a bargirl? Do you get off on anticipating some form of response? Why do you need to know? Are you a member of the 'marry a bar girl', police? Actually, none of your business is what I hope most people would say to you.

I have to say, .......... Just how, does this 'head-in-the-clouds' guy, think he could monitor that? Let alone reinforce it. Utter nonsense. He lives in Dreamland!

Try an Uzi - much better and more effective, I should think.

Just hit them in the flank when no-one is watching. Problem solved.

Why is this even written as 'shocking'? It is generally a daily sight, give or take a kid or so, all over Thailand. The sheer lack of an effective police force, rather than a money collecting agency, doesn't help.

Does anyone else kinda think that El twatto's signature reminds you of a baby with a whacking great felt-tip pen, learning how to scribble on its first attempt to put ink on paper? Or, That the supposed signature has a certain look of a pissed fat, pig of a spider that fell into an ink pot and craw Oops=, sorry, It was a big fat pi .......... !

Luck, some good reflexive action - unknown source! A wing and prayer and sheer good fortune + the knowledge that it will happen time and time again, as it has in the past 20 years!

Carborundum Stone - 2-sided, fine and coarse. Available in nearly all Bic C, local DIYs. Or any other local shop that sells small household maintenance goods. Lotus sells a hand-held steel sharpener used by chefs. Or, just take a photograph or use the 'Translate' App and write 'Carborundum stone' - it will give you the Thai word in Thai and transliterated English, which is, "Hin kharborandam"

You never know - she might enjoy that .......