I can claim I developed bigger gonads and a bigger stick because of the vaccines.....you'd probably believe that as well.
Any medication or processed food or atmospheric conditions from smog to dust particles from fukishima could be blamed as well......
Pick your battles, you do seem hung up on this one.....
https://www.contagionlive.com/view/mrna-covid-19-vaccines-and-turbo-cancer-the-latest-myth-that-won-t-disappear