Fluffy, our favourite schizoid in beddies, will soon meet CVic in the high flyers club, elevation 10,000.

Congrats Fluffers! As Blaster noted in Welcome, Fluffs is doing an aerobathon.

I tried to find some memorable comments among his <10,000 posts.

Can I have the 10,000 club key chain with the rabbit's foot?

Well, he has not actually done it yet!

Ya, he's stuck at 9983. But I'm looking into the future, Tigs. He will eventually reach it and then this topic title will always be correct. Physics.

Pre-emptive physics : the art or predicting something will happen before it will happen so that when it happens you can say you predicted it will happen. Of course if it doesn't happen you keep schtum and hope to hel_ nobody remembers.

But at 9983+ it would be one hel_l of a case of writer's block to prevent the final 17 lashings of doggerel from the "pen" of such an eloquent member as Kayo from claiming the milestone achievement.

Not sure what the problem is. After all, how hard can it be to post 17 smilies and crack the 10k plateau ?

I think he's nervous about entering the superbedlam forum. Jet is a fluffy bunny compared to the sharks, pirannhas and barracudas he's going to have to deal with in that forum !

Not to mention the added responsibilities that come with having the 8th "" under your avatar !

He will become a role model for other crazed hefferlump/bunny, pink things.

I say freeze his post count at 9,983 until I ketchup.

i have to agree with kerryd and more so with Phil.

I mean, Kayo clearly stated in the Last Word thread that he was NOT going to post the 10K.

Now here you go opening yet another useless thread, with his name in it. This of course is going to attract kayo and make the temptation to post stronger. So strong in fact, I predict Kayo might make his 9,999th post here before quitting tv.com altogether.

Of course, all of this is mere speculation, trying to predict where a leaf will fall, yet I feel closest to that darned leffyhump.

However, when all is said and done, the waiting game begins.

And I've gotta go to work now.

Edited July 4, 200719 yr by kayo

bloody heck... fourteen posts to go... and an hour or so before my next shift.

Hmm... Might watch Rocky again.

Come on Kayo, you can do it before you go. But make the 10,000th one a one to remember. Not that your'e other 9,988 haven't been memorable

bugger.

i feel disconsolate. desolate, even!

there are clouds lining the evening sky, jeff beck and clapton are doing some drunken jam session together on winamp, (!thanks a million, thank you!" says eric).

I'm tired, nursing a beer(s) between jobs today/ The world seems broken.

Where's that inspiration to post something funny, witty, humourous, senseless... Where's the divine grace that usually presents itself through my posting style and forum nature?

melalcoholicly yours,

Krying on the inside of my red nose, Klown.

aka: Weeping (under my ears) Wabbit.

Ever seen a big Chang cry?

edit: changed "grown elephant" for "big Chang"

Edited July 4, 200719 yr by kayo

Of course, his 10,000 post will only be memorable until he posts 10,001. That is one fault I find with this system. When you make a post, every other post you've ever written will show you as having "10,001" posts.

Same if you change your avatar or signature. When ever you (or anyone else) opens one of your previous posts, your latest avatar/post count/signature block is displayed.

So my advice to kayo is, post a memorable 10,000th post, then quit TV. Have Admin block/lock your account so you can never log in again.

Then (eventually) come back with a new name/avatar/attitude and start over again ! See how long it takes before anyone recognizes you !

shall i waste a post ion a smiley?

that post by kerryd was worth it, cos I'm still grinnin' like a monkey.

:D

shall i waste a post on a smiley?

that post by kerryd was worth it, cos I'm still grinnin' like a monkey.

:D

Sucker !

You could never adopt another persona and successfully carry it off. People would recognize you in a flash. I don't think you have what it takes to get to 10,000 posts ! My daddy's Johnny Cash collection is bigger than your Daddy's ! You smell funny ! Sheesh, an elephant, a klown, a wabbit and now a monkey ? Talk about species confused ! This place has gone to the animals ! What next ? Killer Monkey Klowns dressed as Wabbit riding Elephants (while serving drinks in Central American Bars) ?

(ps: I hear the folks in superbedlam have agreed to take it easy on you, in light of your, you know, "condition" shall we say ? )

Yesterday, before Kayo's latest round of honeycrunch posts, he had 9983. Today, it is 9982. It looks like the forces are not with you, Fluffers.

Listen folks, kayo will do the 10K in his own time - then he'll be on the 20Khunt, that's just the way it is. Live with it!!!

Edit - The above should read 20K hunt. Apologies for any offence caused!

Edited July 4, 200719 yr by suegha

Sucker !

You could never adopt another persona and successfully carry it off. People would recognize you in a flash. I don't think you have what it takes to get to 10,000 posts ! My daddy's Johnny Cash collection is bigger than your Daddy's ! You smell funny ! Sheesh, an elephant, a klown, a wabbit and now a monkey ? Talk about species confused ! This place has gone to the animals ! What next ? Killer Monkey Klowns dressed as Wabbit riding Elephants (while serving drinks in Central American Bars) ?

(ps: I hear the folks in superbedlam have agreed to take it easy on you, in light of your, you know, "condition" shall we say ? )

As for you Mr D. ya're a Khunt! :bah:

Yesterday, before Kayo's latest round of honeycrunch posts, he had 9983. Today, it is 9982. It looks like the forces are not with you, Fluffers.

Those number are incorrect Jettie.I was/have been keeping count for the last twenty or so posts.

It is getting ever closer kayo!

indeed it is my dearest Tiggy. Indeed it is.

Oops! don't include that in the post count!!

9.996

next

Edited July 4, 200719 yr by kayo

9,999 as of 09:30 (08:30 Thai time) Thursday 5th July.

Compose yourself Kayo, the next one is the big one and we'll

On 9999 now.

Reckon his got a case of the nerves? Commonly refered to as choking in sports...

Come on man. You can do it. make it memorable!

Ha ! I was trying to sucker him in to replying to my post(s) and it worked ! He just can't say NO !

Next thing you know, he'll be hanging out with the big girl's blouse wearing diaperboy, er, daleyboy, talking about Rain and the joys of working at Jenny's !

The world awaits with baited breath!

Let's take some bets. Mine is that his 10,000th will be totally anti-climatic. The reviews will be so bad they'll damage his writer's psyche such that he'll be stuttering for the rest of his life.

The lights dim, a hush goes over the crowd. A drumroll please..............

'cmon kayo what are you waiting for?

He's ruminating. Crikes, Kayo, bunny jump over to the Ladies forum and make a post on the brassiere thread and then get everyone to guess where and what your 10p post was.

I'm sure he will pop up tonight with a whole new, somewhat obscure, but whacky, thread in which he will wax lyrical in an orgy of whimsey.

Sure Crocs; look at his new av -- neat. orderly desk with a monitor showing a chang. Ennui to the changola.

I am looking forward with baited breath to read his 10,000th post.

Just wondering...if you post on a thread that is deleted does your post still count???.

ie. I posted that someone was spamming, reported it to the Mods and the thead was deleted entirely. So did that post count.

Common my freindly Klown .........go for it !!!