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There isn't really an easy way. You're doing it right if you've gone a month already. Distraction is the key, when you get the craving do ANYTHING except have a smoke. Your straw trick is a good idea if it takes your mind off it. After a month the craving will start to diminish and you'll start experiencing the benefits, e.g. food will taste and smell better. One thing that encouraged me to keep going was that I could smell it on peoples clothes - YUK! Made me realise I used to smell like that. One day soon you'll realise that you haven't thought about a cig all day, then you'll know you've cracked it and can happily join the rest of us smug non-smokers. I was captain of the smoking team at school when I was 13, smoked all my life until I gave up at age 63. I'm now 81.

Just watched spoof N Korea news report. Hilarious! 🤣

Im I'm English, we do military parades properly. Don's 'parade' was a cringe worthy disaster! I got the distinct impression that most of the troops didn't want to be there.

Are you still getting skid marks after using the bum gun? If so, maybe it's your spraying skills at fault.

Not necessarily, in this warm climate your bum will dry naturally within seconds. Just pull up your pants and stride confidently out into the world knowing that you have a pristine sphincter! A shining ring of confidence, as the old toothpaste ads used to say!

Absolute nonsense from an arrogant 'expert'. I regularly make my own batches of cannabis cookies. I make cannabutter by gently frying the weed in butter for about an hour, straining it and using the resulting cannabutter in the cookie recipe. I tried decarboxylating the weed in the oven a couple of times before making the cannabutter. There was NO discernible difference in the high from the cookies! This leads me to believe that decarboxylation occurs naturally during the frying process. I also believe the 'expert' is talking chyte!

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It's like you're standing at the window of a house nobody lives in and I'm sitting in a car across the way. Let's just say, an early model Chevrolet. You go and pack your sorrows, the trash man comes tomorrow, leave 'em at the curb and we'll just drive away!

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I've lived in Phuket for 22 years and always found the vast majority of Thais here to be pleasant and respectful. Maybe it's a reaction to you and your whinging attitude Bob. Just saying.

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'Assisted passage' is a service offered by the airlines, not the airport. It's specifically to help older people. Why not use it?

Use the age card and ask for 'assisted passage' when you check in at the airport. It was offered to me last time I flew (I'm 79). I was plonked in a wheelchair and taken to the front of the queue to check in etc. Wheelchair waiting for me when I landed and again straight through immigration, no problems. Good luck. 100 baht tip to the guy pushing the wheelchair.

You may think you're everybody, but you're only a few. Because I'm some of them, so there!

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