whattodo

Hi Pepe,

I hope you did not take offence from my previous comments ref you ,

As i stated you are a valued member here and i was just throwing a little humour to you when you were pissed ,

Update anyway,

I am now completley clear again from this rash again via cream administered ,

However on both diagnoses both Doctors never conducted a full consultation as you suggested there should,

Both only observed and diagnosed visually heat rash,

Can both Doctors be wrong bearing in mind that my ailment also has cleared up again or if more in a serious matter what was suggested it can be hidden or disguised and re appear at a later date?

Paul.

What SHE has read i mean not HE (sorry)

Your advice and explanation would be helpful being gullible is not an answer

I don't know what other answer we can give you. All it would have taken is a short Google search to find out that this was an crazy amount. And they also expect you to pay for wedding?

Sums like this are exchanged by rich socialites for face reasons - but often returned the next day. If you can turn this into an understanding that it is a one time deal to help family and that any further handouts will be very restricted it may work out. But I suspect you are now tagged as overly rich and ready for slaughter.

From what iv read i seem to have been taken for a ride.Way to much.

This is very interesting ( ?

As you know i have just sent you an email ref what you have stated here in the forum and am very dissapointed this you talk like this your future wife ?

Ok please let me explain to other Forum members that i know both partys involved and i cant comment further as i want ( to reply my email and then i will also speak to his Fiancee and comment ,

I will be speaking to his other half tomorrow and showing her this thread ,

I will be asking his fiancee to activley to join the forum and have her say tomorrow,

ok cant promise she will do but i think (because i know both partys) it will be justified that she has her comments on this matter because there is no future as far as i can see from ( claiming to be scammed?

My God my Wife cant beleive what he has just read,

Get a life (

Again i will justify this reply when i get reply from ( and i speak to your other half tomorrow,

Always 2 sides to a story ,

Whattodo. (P)

You do not really need to go to far into a thread to see what it is.

You could just drop off and not return to it anymore.

Just do it like I do when I see a thread started by The Gentleman Scamp, I don't even slow the scroll when I go by. Just one of my freedoms of choice.

Whats your problem Kev?

Yeah, i asked Wan where the <deleted> those false teeth came from when she opened her legs and they fell on the floor! Now i Know.

500 baht and i will send them back!

Noticed in the classifieds last week that Hooters, the American restaurant/bar chain famous for its buxom waitresses in revealing uniforms, is coming to Bangkok.

Coals to Newcastle, or might this be interesting?

Think there might just have a little recruitment problem here

1200 plus views on the thread and only 29 replys ,

Says it all for me,

The guys an idiot

A sad Loss me thinks RIP BC,

He/She came back as Angry Cat did a few postings and now Angry Cat is bannned

what a load of shit...

people come to the UK to work and to earn good money and support their families, they certainly don't come all the way here to claim the measly pittance they get on the dole...

get a life, stop reading the Sun and the Daily f**king Mail and stop believing the poison and bulls*hit that the tabliod newspapers spew out to the masses of Britain

these people have more to offer the UK than the legions of jobless ENGLISH layabouts who think the world owes them a living...

I am speechless,

I assume you are a director London Transport activley recruiting and training refugees or illegal immigrants in the UK ?

Give me a break please Tosser

Why not try a post at the Isaan Forum part of this site? Might find a few new friends.

oops this is the Isaan forum

off to rest!

oops

Hi

As your wife is still Thai she need a visa for travelling to Schengen Countries.

She has to apply at the embassy of the country wich she is entering first.

The only exception is Germany. If she is travelling with you (husband) she can get a Schengen visa at the border free of charge (takes about 20 Min).

Documents: Your Passport, her Thai Passport and Permit B, Marriage Cerificate (Familienbuechlein).

This Visa is valid for one entry only. It means every time you and her pass the Swiss/Schengen border she have to apply again. But after entering Germany she can travel to other Schengen Countries as long as she not leave the Schengen area.

Hope this information is useful.

mean

Please refrain from giving visa advise

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry

basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to

bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed

areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make

mental note to do more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,

long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is

clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for

15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10

minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa

cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in

shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small

country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel

on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any

exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed

leave in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the

way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.

Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of

knob and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in

your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how

loud they sound in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and

surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes

stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry

off.

Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in

mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on

the floor, leave light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass

wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make

woo-hoo noise. Again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Classic Again

Just pissed myself for the second time this week

What about European Countrys like France, Germany, Holland, Switerland for visa for my Thai girlfriend. Thanks

Interesting thread from a newbie?

You missed off Sweden my freind.

Troll (but true and interesting thread)

Well <deleted> has not gave any recent update so now i am bored also with this thread,

Any chance of closing Mods?

Too much to ask?

That's a very good quiz, Scampi.

A very good one indeed.

Now, post the answers.

Please,...

I am realy surprised that nobody responded with all the correct answers

However i could answer about 60 to maybe 70 % correct answers but did not want to leave myself open to what i could not answer

Sure I see it all the time, people from the sub continent say "I came here 30 years ago with two suitcases now look at me" what they failed to say what was in those two suitcases.

30Kgs of Smack will generate enough money for a very nice start to the new life.

Hope thats an anti comment Begs considering you have over 500 postings

I think for me its partly the looks, but mainly the black or dark hair. I'm not at all attracted to blonde women, have never been. For even dark haired farang women i'm not attracted to anymore. I think its because asian women are more feminine and something about their happy personality. I can't really pinpoint it..

Same Same Hear Hear

Brain surgery runs to 50 dollars there.

Dont Know and cant comment on tarriffs for Docters in Cambodia.

But here also is very cheap compared to Western standards back home for a private consultation,

Already my infection or whatever it is has seen dramatic reults in the last 2 hours,

So i assume both docters cant be wrong (in my case),

I am sure Pepe was giving very sound profesional advice intitally but to post a diagnosis under the influence of alcohol is somewhat incredible

However i have read his many other postings here now and am convinced non the less that he is a valuable member to the board and will continue to be so.

I am sure the good Doc Pepe will feel a little embarrassed under the circumstances from the last posting he made which was far from profesional,

However i did see the humour side to it .

_Pepe and I are inclined towards the red wine as darkness falls.

Of course Pepe is a valuable member to the forum,

Hope he was not working in his surgery when he posted it ?

Never mind ,sure we will get a giggle when he sobers up and updates

Sgain sonds like herpes but there is staff ans new forms of syphylus that look like thus to drunk too continue...

Just returned from Docs ( different Doc this time round)

And in my case ( Thank god ) was again diagnosed as heat rash,

Prescribed again a cream but apparantly does not have any mediconal purpose and only acts a lubricant to prevent friction when walking,

I was told to re consider my dietry intake as i am well overweight hence the friction i suppose ?

Anyway Steve hope its not serious for you also ,

Pepe I am lost for words with your last posting

This thread is scaring the shit out of me ,

I have similar rash on both inner thighs but was diagnosed as heat rash and the 2 inner thighs constantly rubbing together making the situation worse,

I was prescribed some cream and it cleared up but now it has started to return,

Am off to Docs later again.

To sum up the UK --- Bad weather, bad government, bad rules, bad councils, bad feelings bad service, many restrictions, rules, little Hitler’s in the councils, expensive, dull, boring, speed cameras, Blair & Bush sharing the same brain, traffic wardens, the Dome, tax, tax and more tax followed by more tax and then stealth tax………. and at PETROL at $3000000000.05 a litre

  

Here Here! I could not have put it better myself, I never intend to return. 11pm closing hours, expensive taxis and rip off fees for drinking after 11pm.

Got to put my 2 Bobs worth in here (even that has sadly gone)

I Hope i never have the misfortune ever to go back to England to live other than to see my Family with my wife and son for a short holiday.

It realy is all <deleted>@@ed up .

Thats a bit strong Kev?

Just about to book flights our next trip to LOS.

Got the best price so far I want direct so Eva is £469.00. Thai is very pricy at the mo. Any suggestions as I do rather fly Thai, wife Thai she goes out alone before me with our daughter so it is better for her also.

Info on prices if you have looked for similar or any good websites or offers any of you regular travelrs have seen.

Cheers in advance !!!!

Last time I booked what I thought was good prices Rindra posted about some super cheap one seen on-line elsewhere so it I thought it would be good to ask first.

Simon where are you flying out from in the UK ?

Now if someone actually says something uncalled for then just laugh and keep walking....

kenk3z

Not in my case,

Last year spent 3 months in Germany ( Cologne / Koln) visiting Sister in Law

One night me and the wife went out to dinner then decided or rather i deciced to have a nightcap at a Bar before retiring to our Hotel.

Whilst i went to spend a penny (toilet), 3 Arabs (I am not against Arabs nor am i racist) decide to make a move on my wife,

Upon my return my Wife informed me what was crudley suggested to her,

I questioned the men why do you stereotype Thai ladys?

The answers i got back initially was where did you meet? was it Pattaya or Bangkok and which Bar because we have have same also you do we want.

Beleive me i went beserk ,

Anyway after a serious 1 on 3 i ended up in the local nick that night but at least i was not charged (Thank god these guys were illegal immigrants and the Police seemed more than happy to release me the next day after finding out there staus)

This is a true story i kid you not (even made the local newspaer there)