eezergood

I pulled up alongside some white trash aussie idiot at the lights at Kamala last week. He was on a rented duc. He had thongs, a wife basher, fake billabongs shorts and lots of tatts. He saw my bike and put on a big fist full of revs and took off before the change to green...the duc hit the sand that often lies there on that stretch and he fish tailed out of control and barely missed an oncoming pick up by inches. I followed him on to the sharp right hander up past Fantasea and there he did a sharp right hand u Turn in front of me with no blinker. He almost dropped the bike just trying to complete a low speed u turn.

I screamed "GO HOME YOU F-----G IMBECILE"...

Just one example....don't start me on the packs North African idiots plying that section of the road on the big rented scooters...

WELL SAID THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!

NO worries, I have mates coming from Aus in June any particular models etc...... As you can see I am very new to this, alos how many sets/pairs would you recomend?

Thanks a lot

well said that man!

great business plan, i will open a cup cake shop! oh sh!t where to buy the ingredients from..... chok dee

Thats not an R1 also! Its not even a Yamaha, the picture is of a Kawasaki z1000

As the title suggests, I am looking for a good lawyer that deals with marriages/divorces etc.... anyone have good recommendations?

To all the budding Sherlocks, I am not in legal trouble but want to have a few questions answered!

MArio thanks, you are a star!

OK, please forgive my stupidity.

She lives in Phuket, him in Scotland/England. Would you happen to know the terms of abondonment & the time it will take?

Me & my current partner want to get married later this year. She was married about 8 yrs ago, after lots of Visa issues her 'husband' decided he had had enough & went back to the UK. They have never lived as man & wife, he promised to sign divorce papers but so far has not & will not respond tp emails, calls etc....

They have now not seen each other for over 6 years, what do we do? Any good lawyer recomendations?

good luck with the trip!

Well done Thai Chefs, although on ThaiVisa the accomplishment will bring about a heap of scorn and venomous snipes.

+1

this place is full of internet experts! The Thai Culainary association is run quite well & they have some great talent

safe trip home

Contact Amari Coral BEach - based in Patong with beach access & private jetty. I attended a wedding there last year!

pm me what you are looking for

According to eezergood:

Best Pizza in Patong - La Capannina, he makes his own mozzarealla! No i dont work in this place & yes I know the owner as I have been there so many times

Check the pinned restaurants link at the top of the Phuket Forum page. I found this on page 28.

THX.

If you are really desperate you can pm me

Now you have settled that lot, could you please come round to my gaff & work out who scratched my car please? Then the FBI are looking for a bloke on a grassy hill, with the deductive skills on show here it should be no problems.

quelle suprise !

Was about 5 months ago - Just a small place down on the Jetty, next time i am in the area I shall let you all know

Sorry but you are in Thailand now .Try some thai food.

Not the fat food from the good ole USA

Thanks Starkey - Not just now in Thailand, but 20 some years and figured I might see if there is a better choice of these 2 items while in Phuket for a few weeks. The Thai food I had around Patong so far was terrible, as I have no insider knowledge in this location yet. PF.

Thai food in Patong = Farang Thai food

NO morals at all! Take the middle path my arse, when i confronted a fisherman about this I was told YOU FARANG buy them not THAI! if you dont buy then I wouldnt sell.

I am, of course, paraphrasing!

when are you selling some of your bikes?

Make your own and freeze them. Easy to do and you won't be eating all of the preservatives found in the commercially produced muffins.

Hundreds of recipes available with a Google search.

Not so easy as most homes here dont have an oven! That aside the commercially available flours you buy here are also full of chemicals, as they are in most of the world.

Villa Market Sells Australian Organic Flours very good Wholemeal as well.

You will then need to make you our 'starter/ferment' as most yeasts now, dry in particular, are full of preservatives. Then find/by chemical free semolina flour. I never said it wasnt do-able, just not "easy" as indicated, in Thailand.

Make your own and freeze them. Easy to do and you won't be eating all of the preservatives found in the commercially produced muffins.

Hundreds of recipes available with a Google search.

Not so easy as most homes here dont have an oven! That aside the commercially available flours you buy here are also full of chemicals, as they are in most of the world.

Well, i made some..... you dont need an oven you cook em in a skillet, cast iron in my case turned out great only got the size wrong made em too small will get it right next time, quite easy.

Proper ENglish muffins should be proved then baked

Best REAL pizza - Nanai soi 2

Best ribs - Sala Hotel - the guy worked in the deep south of USA,