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Zyxel

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  1. My wife and I went to see a marriage counselor yesterday. The counselor told me, “your wife says you never buy her flowers.” I replied, “to be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”
  2. Husband: "Last night, in your sleep, you were using abusive language against me." Wife: "That was your imagination." Husband: "What imagination?" Wife: "That I was asleep."
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