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The real reason why Princess Die divorced Prince Charles, after all these years has finally been revealed. She found out not all rulers have 12 inches.

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?” “No,” replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, idiot!” The trainee shouted back: “And do you have any ........... idea who you are talking to, <deleted>” “No!!!!” replied the Managing Director indignantly. “Thank God!” and slammed down the phone.

A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news, which would you prefer first?” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of a $15-20 million return. I think she could be right.” Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife has always been a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?” The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with banging your secretary.”

Mrs. Smith just came home from visiting her gynecologist. Her husband, Mr. Smith asked her, “what did the doctor say?” She replied, “For a woman your age you have a good figure and nice breasts”, to which the husband asked, “did he say anything about your big fat ass?” Mrs. Smith thought for a second and said, “No, I don’t think your name ever came up”.