Zyxel

“A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to insert the dying worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "But Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from Grandma.

Little Billy caught his mother off-guard when he asked, “Mommy… I went down the hall and saw you sitting on daddy as he laid down and yelling yes, yes, yes. What was that all about?” His mom, thinking quickly and said, “Oh, well… you know how Daddy’s getting a bit of a tummy… well, I was sitting on him to get some of that air out.” Billy pauses and says, “Oh. That won’t work.” His mom says, “Why not?” Billy helpfully points out, “Because I think while you’re out shopping, Mrs. Johnson comes over from next door and blows the air back into him.”

Who is really the smartest? A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?" the man says. “Yeah, sure!” the boy replies. "Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"