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A female visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was quite impressed by the many new sociological changes. For example, on previous visits, she noted that women were customarily forced to walk some 5 steps behind their husbands. Now; she observed the men were walking some 20 steps BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation: "Tell me, what has enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?" "Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

A man is in England, and he notices three rather large ladies sitting at the bar in a pub he’s in. He walks up to them, notices they’re speaking in a particular brogue and asks, “are you three ladies from Scotland?” “Wales!” one of them snaps back. So,he replies, “are you three whales from Scotland?’ He’s still recovering in the ICU.

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?" He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"