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Zyxel

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  1. A guy walked into a bar and ordered two double tequilas. As he finished the first the bartender asked him, "Celebrating?" The guy said, "Kind of. I just got my first <deleted>." and downed the second one. The bartender said, "Well that calls for one more on the house." The guy replied, "Thanks but no. If two double tequilas can't get this taste out of my mouth, three won't either."
  2. This sign is at the Banfield Pet Hospital inside PetSmart:
  3. A woman was taking a shower when she heard a knock on the door. She called out, “who is it? I can’t come to the door right now, I just stepped out of the shower” The man at the door answered “Don’t worry lady, I’m a blind salesman”…so the woman says “ok you can come in”. He does and asks, “where would you like the blinds?’
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