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Zyxel

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  1. Do short people start their stores like “When I was little” or do they just say “as I am now?”
  2. A man walks into a bar with a solemn look on his face,The bartender ask “Whats wrong buddy?” He replies “My wife and her high priced lawyer just cleaned me out in divorce court’. “ Damn lawyers, they’re all A-holes”. The man sitting next to the newly divorced guy says, “ Hey mister, I overheard what you just said and i highly resent your remark” “Why, asked the divorcee, are you a lawyer?” “No said the man, I’m an A-Hole”
  3. My girlfriend sent me this text: spacebarbrokeonkeyboardcanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative? What does “ternative” mean?
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