A man walks into a bar with a solemn look on his face,The bartender ask “Whats wrong buddy?” He replies “My wife and her high priced lawyer just cleaned me out in divorce court’. “ Damn lawyers, they’re all A-holes”. The man sitting next to the newly divorced guy says, “ Hey mister, I overheard what you just said and i highly resent your remark” “Why, asked the divorcee, are you a lawyer?”
“No said the man, I’m an A-Hole”