Zyxel

A Great Dane and a Beagle were sitting in side by side cages at the vets. The Great Dane asked the Beagle, “Why are you in here?” The Beagle replied, “ I’m afraid my owner is having me put down.” “Why?” asked the Great Dane. “Because I am unable to control myself during full moons. I howl all night long. My owner is fed up. with me” “Wow, sorry to hear that.” said the Great Dane. “Why are you here?” meekly asked the Beagle. “I also have a behavioral problem. Whenever my owner comes home after work and undresses, she bends over to pull off her pantyhose. I can’t control myself. I mount my owner from behind.” “Wow…. That sounds like a big problem. Is she having you put down also? “No, she’s having my nails clipped.”