Sexy Beast

I'd like to see the inside of my favorite go-go bar....

Nope, just two typos because it's surely gotta read "it is normal for wise guys to marry bare girls

This statement is obviously not coming from a human being but from a beast

That’s what I should have said and YES I am a beast hence the user name and sexy glyph.

‘Jeremy Spencer’ – CHANGE YOUR NAME MATE! That’s why every one is laughing at him.

bad, non-tonal Thai with heavy intonation is combined with a loud voice and a 'big show' which makes people look the way of the speaker

God I hate that.

Recently I was in a burger joint nursing a killer hangover and unfortunately there was some <deleted> who just had to talk in Thai at the top of his voice to advertise that fact that he could speak it. I noticed his tone rise upon the arrival of any foreigner in the place.

He didn’t help my headache so I had to get take out rather than sit there and have listen to him.

Either this guy is the famous loser ‘<deleted>’ or a very paranoid one. I know guys who’ve married bargirls and don’t have that problem because it’s considered normal for white guys to marry bar girls. Big deal.

Why would any one want to sleep with a different girl every night only someone with something to prove and a real f*ckin' loser.

Get a girlfriend and/or one or two regulars … just like me. Consequently I’m quite content .

I pretty debauched that’s for sure. But only in as far as my cash goes. The richer I were the more of an obnoxious overindulgent arrogant piece of human scum I’d be however considering I’m not loaded I’m doing a fine job anyway.

Sex before marriage was considered unethical in Elizabethan society as well and that is where such a pathetic concept lies – in the past.

If I liked chardonnay I’d be living in the south of France. However not being a fan of chardonnay and having a liking to Asian girls I live in Asia. I don’t hate white women I just prefer Asian ones.

Either I’m spoilt with Asian or been unlucky in meeting white women I don't know. I’ve had many relationships with beautiful white girls but the best experiences so far (for me) have been with Asian women both here and in the UK.

I say! This Australian fellow is just about the most uncouth gentleman.

The dashed fellow needs a goods bout of the stocks I say! D*nmed vangabond!

British seamen were notorious for sucking limes to prevent scruvy while at sea. Seems natural enough.

I not a seaman however I suck on limes anyway.

If I were you show her your true love by taking her out to dinner and then as you are with other dinners sampling some divine cuisine grab her bend her over the table and ………no I wont go on.........

Darren McKenzie (of oblivious UK decent)

Had you ever been to the UK would understand that most Brits (or pommies as you so eloquently put us) would rather be in Thailand than the UK because it’s a cr*phole. In fact I would prefer to live in Australia than England.

I think that because of our sixty million plus population the poor small island has no more room left so consequently people in the south are being pushed into the channel and are making swim for the continent, where everyone hates us anyway, so we do battle (still) with the Germans for sun umbrellas on the beaches of Spain.

However those of us with any modicum of intelligence flew to South East Asia to open British style 'local pub type bars' in Pattaya etc where unfortunately, for the rest of world, we are here to stay and hence harass the locals.

It's a shame I know but there you have it. It’s mass immigration and we are probably trying to colonize the world once more through sheer force of numbers.

But, what many non-native English teachers often lack is the cultural experience, which is the root of any language.

Sometimes so but often non natives can be excellent teachers. As a teacher I’m not teaching culture but rather communication. But the Swede I mentioned was rather well traveled in the UK.

I once went into a North Korean Restaurant that had ‘Donkey Penis’ on the menu.

Of course I didn’t sample this little savory delight despite the temptation.

I worked with a colleague who was Swedish and with a BA in English and his pronunciation and abilities as an English teacher excelled many ‘native English teachers’ that I have met.

It all depends on your fluency and your skills as a teacher.

I was washed ashore in Pattaya and have no recall of my previous life.

Work does me, also coming home to a nice apartment (that would be unaffordable in the UK) and having the good women cook up some inedible stuff and then having great sex after.

Sex and the City

Pretentious boring drivel.

How unlucky. She does not come back with spiders or any other exotic insects, much sought-after by people who know what a true delicacy is,...

It revolts Bluecat it really does what she eats at times. YUK! Also her being Khmer doesn’t help as they have no taste in food. Thai food is delicious Cambodian isn’t. They’ll cook and eat anything. It’s part of her devious plan to get out of sex because I won’t want to kiss her. But after sticking her head under the hot shower and rinsing her mouth out while she tries to bite my fingers off normally does the trick.

How come many farang men prefer Thai women who are short and whose bodies are pencil-thin?

Razor thin….

Because they are slim, sexy and feline. Thai women are amongst some of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. However I’m sure this has been discussed many many times before on this forum. But it's true.

Things that make you cringe.

My girlfriend coming home with some live crabs, bought at some smelly market, that looked like spiders and probably tasted like them after she cooked then horrible little buggers. I think she means to poison me sometimes, I honestly do.

He was a vampire wasn't he... got killed by George Clooney and Harvey Keitel

Wasn’t it that Mexican super modal? I forget her name.

I'm a nomad; can't stay in one place for too long

I’m very transient myself

London

London is a superficial place full of callous people who lead hollow lives in pursuit of money and nothing else. God that place depresses me. Every time I’ve set foot off a plane in the UK I become morbid. There seems little joy there anymore if there ever was. And it’s ugly. Bangkok is no picture but it has at least some character.

what are the chances of an Aussie or Yank winning?

Yes true but it’s the scampi question that’ll really throw them.