Sexy Beast

That's a generalization, but common enough that it takes effort on the Western woman's part to overcome, particularly when she has Asian competition!

Valid points Kenk3z. But competition? There is none.

coming back from Siem Riap by bus.

That journey from Siem Reap is horrid. It’s not only boring and unconformable but frankly depressing being surrounded by dreadlocked <deleted> having the same banal conversations. Last time I did it with a evil hangover I thought I’d died and gone to backpacker H E L L.

its not just looks that we are attracted to but the difference between cultures

I quite agree. Living with my girlfriend is a trip every time she leaves the bloody house she comes back with living creatures to eat.

And whole game she constantly plays. It never ceases to confuse, annoy, anger and amuse me.

dogs mating with cows

Now that'd be a real turn on.

Lets have an orgy...

Things That Make You Cringe

Using a squat toilet for the first time....

Nowadays I'm an expert though.

It may sound smug but I had an Asian girlfriend in the U.K. and so when it ended (knowing I couldn’t go back to fish and chippie fed English girls, Heaven forbid) I thought to myself ‘now Sexy Beast where can you find another hot Asian chic’? So I came up with an cunning plan to move to Asia ….. not bad thinking eh?

The proud British Industry has all been replaced by service businesses

So many of my school friends - from a long time ago admittedly - have landed jobs in 'Call Centres'. They must be the workhouses of this century.

I believe the kids parents should be re educated about supporting the family unit and not chasing the dollar. Family values are not what they were.

You’re quite right Tornado. The main problem being is the ‘nuclear’ family has become a commercial stereotype and concept. But they way people think about attaining it is through money and not family.

Ony after Sexy Beast birth,...

Strangely enough that’s where it all fell apart. I can’t think why!

Try mixing beer with Xannex or Valium. It’s a great buzz.

I preferred the ‘The Hats’. But they should be accompanied by a rosewood silver tipped cane. They had so much more of a gentleman rogue air about them.

The ‘Bluecat’ glyph looks like it’s planning to decapitate and devour some poor mouse.

SEXY BEAST sounds like he belongs on a porn forum anyway.

Yeah, it’s sad but true.

I do think I should be in a Porn Forum but they all keep banning me!

Blake 7

NO DON’T DO IT. It won’t work. You'll regret that one forever.

You’ll be surrounded by the beautiful in a harem of sexy feline women and you’re going to bring a girl from the UK with you! This is so pointless why would we even debate it. This post should have been a poll then you’d see some results.

Tourists disputing their change and patronising Thai's who are merely trying to make a crust by talking to them as if they are deaf.

Yes that’s all too true. How can talking LOUDER to someone in your native tongue of which they have no knowledge possibly make you more understandable?

But some are convinced or just too stupid.

How about incorporating useful information about drugs and violence within their health education curriculum

Nah! Just beat them with a thwacking rod of solid bamboo.....

But igotworms I'm a teacher and tempting as giving them a good beating is, I quite agree. As opposed to letting them drive around the streets on their mates Honda Dreams three at a time because they’re bored and skint with little else to do the government should encourage some out of school alternatives.

I moved here and have nothing to return to

I know exactly what you mean also I have the advantage of not having any close family. There is nothing in the UK for me anymore. What would I do if I were to return look up some old friends?

Do's And Don't Around Thai Police

Do - Be polite.

Don't - Spit at them.

Bring back THE CANE in schools. That'd do the trick!

Lets get back to some ‘Dickensian’ values in the education system but preferably only there because we don’t want hanging reinstated now do we?

I think the whole institution of ‘marriage’ is an outdated and ridiculous concept anyway. What does paper prove that people love each other – not really.

In today’s society it only exists for practical reasons of mutual benefit to both parties concerned.

As for same sex marriage the thought has never occurred to me so I couldn’t care less.

Just living for whatever reason in the UK, it being the jealous society that it has become, sounds like a jail sentence.

I may be sounding cynical here…..

I showed my students ‘A Knights Tale’ which has romance, sword fighting and is humorous in both a subtle and obvious ways and the classic plot of poor boy becomes champion, defeats oblivious ‘Mr. Evil Villain’ gets the girl and every one lives happily ever after – well they loved it. That kind of classic story has universal appeal.

Move? Are you kidding? Move WHERE?

You've got that right!

Anyway it’s worrying to think any other place in the world accept a deranged weirdo like me.

Maybe purge is the wrong word however there has been a flurry of concern about over the entire visa situation, yet we have yet to see if it will have any real impact. KevinN sounds correct in the fact it just be a ruse to fleece expats of more cash.

The purge on foreigners by the Thai government is strange however I imagine it’s all international pressure out clean up the sex industry which generates most of the income for the entire country.