Robby nz

CONFUCIUS PROBABLY DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally, CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Was wondering who would be allowed to vote on these bills should it ever come to that.

I make the assumption that there is such a thing as "Conflict of interest" in the Thai parliment.

That is where a bill will be of any benefit to an MP, their family, friends or associates they are prohibited from voting on it.

There certainly is where I come from and it is considred a serious matter with penelties.

There must me a whole raft of people in the house who would benefit from the so called reconsilliation bill starting with the PM.

Havent read through all the pages but was wondering how all these are to be paid for?

Possibly an account with a large sum of money deposited set up somewhere in a tax haven country, might even start with 'D'.

Then the supplier, transport, delivery and all the other things that have to be considered like those in need can be paid out.

Little neice has been promised one, 5 yrs old, dont know what she will use it for.

Finally made it

O.M.G., we're rich!

Silver In The Hair

Gold In The Teeth

Crystals In The Kidneys

Sugar In The Blood

Lead In The Ass

Iron In The Arteries

And

An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas.

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,

she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ?"

Ineptocracy

A system of goverment where the

where the least capable are elected

by the least capable of producing,

and where the members of society

least likely to succeed are rewarded

with goods and services paid for by

the confiscated wealth of the

diminishing number of producers.

Toomu chse xmak esy ourey esgofu nny

_{Deliberatly breathing noxious smoke into your lungs seems to me to be a particularly stupid thing to get yourself addicted to.}

_{And yes the second hand smoke we are all forced to breath against our wishes is a bloody pest.}

_{Incidently I got an Email from the wife of an old mate, a previous heavy smoker, till his lungs gave out, telling me he died at 2.30 this morning after spending the last 4 years of his life teathered to an oxygen machine.}

_{Biggest problem with smoking is that it desnt kill quick enough, 2 to 3 years would be ideal.}

Was wondering if this or any of the othere bills like it will whitewash Thaksin to the extent that the crime he has already been convicted of and ran away to avoid the consequenses of will be scrapped?

Or for that matter any of the other crimes he is faceing a court apperance for before he organised the red riots?

I know that the price of prepared food from sidewalk places has risen as I now pay 30b for what not long ago cost 25b and 40 b for what cost 30b.

I also note that the price of cas at the discount place near Mo Chit has risen from 8b to 10.5b that must be close to 30%.

Still 5 star places may for all I know give a discount for the PM and her friends.

Was thinking the other day, for no reason at all, of something we used to do in school days.

Who Flung Dung by Willie Flingmore.

The Kittens revenge by Claude Balls

Crabs by H E Crutch

Undecided by Willie Wontie

The Babys revenge by Nora Titsoff

How to make a Horemone by Don T Payer

Smoking Adict by Mustafa Fagg

Sexual mistake by Wong Hole

The Dark passage by Hugo First

Revenge by Owen Back

Rectal examination by Ben Dover

The addled mind by Al K Hall

Al;ways prepared by Justin Case

And my all time favourite:

The stain on the matress by Mister Completely

There are many more but thats all I can think of at present

And the medics in the Wat were shot by.....................

The army had no reason to shoot at anyone in the temple which had been declared a safe area after all at that point the red shirts were beaten and were dispersing.

On the other hand the armed faction of the reds had just tasted defeat and could well have been very peed off and wanted to get in some final act.

Now you, with no proof, are trying to use that act to discredit the army and Govt.

As I have said before there is only one man responsible for all the death and destruction cased by the red shirt riots and that is the one who organised and financed the whole the whole thing, none other than Thaksin.

Had the red shirts not started firing grenades at the army while their leader ate on Mc Donalds there would have been no reason for the army to fire anything on that day.

If you attack an army with weapons of war you must expect them to retaliate.

And to try to blame the Govt of the day and the MP is also silly as it is the job of any Govt while respecting free speech to maintain law and order.

And law and order was not on the red shirt agenda.

As an aside; I wonder why the red shirt and Thaksin supporters on this forum give the support they do.

Seems to me there are only 3 reasons any intelligent person would give such support.

They are

1. they are long time supporters of the great man who will never see any wrong in him even if he personaly came and cut the throats of their children.

2. they are in too deep and would be on the list of those implicated when he is brought to justice.

3. they are being paid to give their support

Wondering when they get back "on board" how many will that make in the PT Govt with criminal records or charges still to be heard against them?

That list would start with the PM.

Wonderful English Signs from around the World

In a Bangkok Temple :

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor's office, Rome :

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, SHOULD MEET THE MANAGER

On the Road To Mombasa :

NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a Cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo Bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan:

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID ANY

The lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich :

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

A Laundry in Rome :

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

And finally the all time classic:

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:

IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.

Yingluck said her priority was to tackle rising prices, wryly adding that reporters tried to distract her attention by questioning her about the ministerial line-up while she was checking prices at Pak Kret Market.

Isnt there another thread on here where she says prices are not rising?

After all Jatuporn must have the perfect qualifications for any PT cabinet.

He has commited numerous crimes.

He has experience with the inside of a jail.

He has showen publicly that he can seamlessly and without hesitation or embarrisment go from one lie to the next.

What more could he need?

The misses sister is pretty pissed off with the 300b per day wage.

This is what she got before as a supervisor while the new ones who she had to teach got far less.

Now the new workers she teaches get the 300b per day while she gets no more.

Result; she is teaching new entrents for the same wage they are getting.

Shot my first turkey yesterday!

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Getting old is so much fun...

So the farmers are only going to be allowed to buy what they are told they can buy with the cards.

Must be some kick backs in there somewhere.

They wont be allowed to withdraw cash to pay off the loan sharks so they can acheive a lower interest rate, or is the credit card interest rate not too far below the loan shark rate?

Looks like these cards will in fact just be another loan shark on the block.

What the hell is he doing at a leadership conference, he is a convicted crim on the run?

Has he been given some sort of Govt post along with his passport that we havent been told about?

Animatic has got it right; complete control or nothing.