Robby nz

Live amo?

What do the red shirt apologists think the army should have used against those who were firing live amo and grenades at them, sticks and stones?

It has been said that no black shirts were ever shot but what do you think would have happened if a black shirt was shot, do you think the reds would have held up his body complete with weapons and said one of their brave protectors had veen killed by the ruthless army under the orders of a bloodthirsty PM?

Or would it have been more likely that his weapons would have been passed on and the black outer garments removed so he then became an inocent bystander, or possibly a taxi driver.

I noted on the videos that the black shirts we never far from cover. They would jump out fire a few random shots in the general direction of the army then dive back into cover.

So it would have been no problem to drag their bodies out of sight had one been shot.

Thought for the day

If fish farts does it break wind or break water?

_{Looks to me like this all could come back and bite the present Govt hard in the future.}

_{If they are convicted then it will set a precedent that will last a long time.}

_{As I said in another post seems like this the only thing that the present mob think they can make stick, not for want of trying to find something.}

Dear Dr Kate

I am a thirty five year old man and have what is probably a very unusual problem.

I have never actually experienced sex.

Oh I have had and continue to have plenty of sexual encounters. In fact I have women calling me all the time wanting to meet for sex as well as many marriage proposals.

The problem is I am a small man and have a very large penis and when I get an erection all the blood rushes to my penis and I pass out.

I normally wake when the erection subsides with the woman I have been with either lying on top of or alongside me covered in sweat, breathing heavily and muttering things like ‘oh my god’.

I hope you can help me Dr as I would very much like to find out what sex with a woman is actually like.

Worried

Dear Worried

Yours is indeed an unusual problem and could have serious consequences, possibly even brain damage.

I would like to take a personal interest in your case and ask that you phone me immediately on the number on my web site.

I will then make an appointment to meet with you as soon as possible, if you are unable to come to my consulting rooms I will be happy to come to you wherever you are.

I will need to observe your problem first hand, possibly over a period of time, before I can suggest any remedy. However I am sure I will be able to resolve things to our mutual satisfaction.

PS there will be no charge for my services.

Dr Kate

Public transport in Thailand is beyond abysmal.

If that is what you think then I very much doubt that you use it.

Yes plenty of new cars about with red plates, I have time to see them when I sit on the bus.

Seems like this is all the DSI and those who give them orders can find against the former PM and his deputy and I suspect not for the want of trying.

Didnt I hear a few days ago after mobilising 50,000 cops in full riot gear against a rally that threatened no one and if I understand correctly had permits to gather, the present PM saying that it was the Govts job to maintain law and order.

Yes I did, but it seems it was not the job of the previous Govt to do the same thing against a mob of rioters who had done so much damage and threatened so much more.

SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHIN RAIL.

AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES,

A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A

BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, "Hey Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID

DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD

BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S

FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF - STARTED

HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING,

HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED

SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED

LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY

SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE

LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS,AS SHE

QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAM... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS

WANTED TO."

THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:

1 - NEVER BE ARROGANT.

2 - Don't waste ammunition.

3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being

stupid...

I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between

COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in

London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world:

Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between

COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and

FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the

wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the

wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes

Got a mob of semi wild dogs down by the river here, some silly woman feeds them.

No one can go where they are for fear of being attacked, they defend their territory.

One day a kid is going to get killed,

Was worse in Hua Hin with diseased dogs everywhere.

Cats also are a noisey pest but not nearly so many of them.

The big ones must be in the system somewhere in order to produce the young.

I would suspect in some of the dams to the north.

Possibly the ones I got and other young were relesed from the dam when it was run down with the thought of flooding.

Hope I have it righr this time

Click on the pix and the large version will show the name and what it was caught on

Robby

Hi Again

Went home and got some pix, hope they come out

Hi Impulse

I live in Sing buri and fish in the river there.

Lately I have been fishing with lures, bibbed minnows and soft bodies.

Been catching quite a few fish, biggest on lures about 2 1/2 KG.

Did well when the river was high fishing close to the bushes that were almost submerged now am fishing the berms that stick out into the river.

Next week I will post some pix of the fish I have been catching.

Robby

Thanks for that Fellas

Got another smaller one on fish bait the day after I posted this so it seems there are some around.

Want one of the big ones now.

Hi Jack

Dont know about fishing parks for I fish in the Chow Praya River, started off doing what all the locals do with bread in wire cages with poly balls or worms but of course caught the same small fish.

Wanted something bigger and better so started useing a small piece squid surrounded by bread on a two hook rig. Got much better and bigger results on that although the biggest fish I have got is a shade over 3kg.

Now I am using lures, bibbed minows and rubber tails and getting some good fish with the best time being just on first light.

Getting far better fish than any of the locals who seem never to chuck even the smallest fish back. I only keep reasonable size fish that are good eating with few bones.

All in all interesting fishing with more than 40 species so far.

Got on a bibbed minow in the Chow Praya River 4 days ago.

My little fishing mate who knows most local fish has never seen one before.

An old lady I know says she has not seen one for many years and it is called Bpla gae.

Also does anyone know of an ID book on Thai freshwater fish and where to get one.

Was interested to hear Obama say on TV : "Now is the time to start rebuilding America"

Thought it may have been better if he had started when he first took office.

Then I realised that before you can rebuild something you must first tear it down.

So thats what he's been doing.

Wonder if this will be because of or in spite of Govt policy?

The lady next door to us sells pork in the market, she starts at 12 midnight and sells through to about mid day.

She then goes with her sons to kill and butcher the pigs for the next day and gets back about 4 or 5 in the afternoon.

7 days a week. We know this because her daughter comes to our place.

The Mrs sister leaves for for work at 5-30 in the morning and gets back about 7-30 in the evening. When she works nights (week about) its the other way around. She only does 6 day weeks. We know because we look after her son.

There are so many others who do the same sort of hours.

Dont tell me Thais dont work hard for what little money they get.

Two girls were sitting in front of me on a bus and one said to the other:

"My boyfriend dosent seem to like me so much any more"

The other replyed "Well you have put on a lot of weight lately, why dont you diet"

The first replied "Thats a great idea what color do you think he would like it?"

How do crabs cross the road?

On crutches.

The real questions that need to be asked are:

Did Thaksin order the men in black to fire into the army and elsewhere as Sae Deang said he did?

Did Thaksin order the firing of grenades at the sky train station, Don Muang fuel tank, and all the other targets?.

Did Thaksin order his snipers to fire into the temple that had been declared a safe area by the Govt and Army but not the reds?