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1 hour ago, Sheryl said:
1. Stay out of situations that lead you to undergo a drug test.
2. Carry with you a doctor's letter stating the med you are on.
I did. They only read and checked it at the police station after an hour or so.
Also, in most cases, they're road blocks.
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I'm on medication that results in a false positive for meth in urine drug tests. How do I stay out of jail?
I've already been there. Even though I had the prescription, the doctor's number, and the hospital's number. The moment the police thought I was on meth they wouldn't even hear me out. Any advice?
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I need it in physical form and can't be bothered to go to Pattaya. Is there a place in Bangkok, or does somebody have a copy and is willing to sell?
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I've asked around all the seedy places and checked online. Where can I find the latest edition of
Get Rich Quick English for Bar Girls?
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Local and the best LINK
Checked out the Gourmet Market at EMQuartier, Emporium, the Villa market, Lotus, and Tops. Cheapest I could find was still 153thb for 200g.
The great El Sapo/Tops salsa drought of 2016! No salsa for you......
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Local and the best LINK
Checked out the Gourmet Market at EMQuartier, Emporium, the Villa market, Lotus, and Tops. Cheapest I could find was still 153thb for 200g.
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"Given that the ingredients for salsa sauce are all very basic and readily available in Thailand," why not make it yourself, I do. Mangos are in season and mango salsa is delicious. I get mangos and Thai lemons from my orchard in the back of my house, free!
Because I'm lazy. I prefer to just open a jar.
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I've looked all over. I can only find imported salsa dips for nachos like "El Paso" or "Herr's" that go for 150+THB fpr 100 to 200 grams.
Given that the ingredients for salsa sauce are all very basic and readily available in Thailand, why isn't there a single local brand?
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So I live in a soi with a lot of pubs and bars. But yesterday I walked past one full of Brits and got a load of the "Rugby Anthem". I laughed so hard I just had to look it up online. This is every single line I could find. Dear ladies, how do you react to a bunch of drunk guys singing this?
I Used to Work in Chicago
Structure: Open with Chorus. Insert Chorus after every two verses. Add your own verses.
(Chorus)
Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore!(Verses)
A woman came into the store one day asking for some velvet.
Some velvet she wanted?
Felt she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for Beefeater Gin.
Beefeater Gin she wanted?
Eat her I did!A woman came into the store one day asking for a cucumber.
A cucumber she wanted?
My pickle she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a door.
A door she wanted?
Slammed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for ground coffee.
Ground coffee she wanted?
Grind her I did!A woman came into the store one day asking for a Mexican gardener.
A Mexican gardener she wanted?
A dirty Sanchez she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for brass taps.
Brass taps she wanted?
A golden shower she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for liquor.
Liquor she wanted?
Lick her I did!A woman came into the store one day asking for an application.
An application she wanted?
Filled out she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a hammer.
A hammer she wanted?
Nailed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some sailors.
Some sailors she wanted?
Semen she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for the elevator.
The elevator she wanted?
My shaft she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for an oriental looking device.
An oriental looking device she wanted?
My Japs eye she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some fireworks.
Some fireworks she wanted?
Banged she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for butter.
Butter she wanted?
Spread she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some poultry.
Some poultry she wanted?
My cock she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a ruler.
A ruler she wanted?
12 Inches she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for seafood.
Seafood she wanted?
Crabs she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some quick service.
Quick service she wanted?
Quickly serviced she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a pizza delivery.
A pizza delivery she wanted?
The backdoor delivery she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some bolts.
Some bolts she wanted?
My nuts she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a hand.
A hand she wanted?
Fisted she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a Big Mac.
A Big Mac she wanted?
My Whopper she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a translator.
A translator she wanted?
My cunning-linguist she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for an egg.
An egg she wanted?
Laid she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some Shakespeare
Shakespeare she wanted?
Dickens she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for dinner.
Dinner she wanted?
Ate out she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a board.
A board she wanted?
Nailed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a tire.
A tire she wanted?
Rimmed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a lollipop.
A lollipop she wanted?
Licked she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a piano.
A piano she wanted?
My organ she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a truck.
A truck she wanted?
Rammed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some Sprite
Sprite she wanted?
7-Ups she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some turkey
Some turkey she wanted?
Stuffed she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some toilet paper.
Toilet paper she wanted?
Dumped she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some rubber.
Rubber she wanted?
Rub her I did!A woman came into the store one day asking for a dirty carpet.
A dirty carpet she wanted?
A rough shag she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a lady train.
A lady train she wanted?
A miscarriage she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a flag.
A flag she wanted?
My pole she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some jewelry
Jewelry she wanted?
A pearl necklace she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for for a camel.
A camel she wanted?
Humped she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a KitKat.
A KitKat she wanted?
Four fingers she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some help.
Some help she wanted?
AIDS she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some doughnuts.
Some doughnuts she wanted?
Cream filled she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for a floppy disk
A floppy disk she wanted?
My hard drive she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some Pringles.
Pringles she wanted?
The pop she got!A woman came into the store one day asking for some meat.
Some meat she wanted?
Porked she got!(Final verse)
A woman came into the store one day asking to have sex with me.
Sex with you she wanted?
In Chicago in an old department store I no longer work!
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I don't do much in life, so the least I can do is try my best to make the World a better place. So I opened a petition, requesting that The World Lung Foundation (http://worldlungfoundation.org) adopt the "Tobacco-Free Generation Proposal" (http://tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/22/suppl_1/i22.full).
I've been trying to advertise this petition on all my known social channels. Looks like this is the board to post a plea for my petition on TVF.
Hope ya sign.
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Q: What bone won't a dog eat?
A: A trombone.
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Wait till he finds out about the bars.
Wait.... Are you talking about BJ bars? The ones where you get a drink and BJ at the same time? Surely there aren't any in Suk22?
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Wait till he finds out about the bars.
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You live on Sukhumvit 22 and you're naive about what business the 'massage parlours' deal in?
I've been living here for 6 years. I walked down Suk22 in search for lunch and just came back. OH MY GOD! Now that I know what to look for, I just realized I've been living in the classy BJ capitol of Sukhumvit. I counted 8. EIGHT "special" parlors:
I guess this explains why there are groups of mostly Japanese business men walking around until 1am.
TVF, you are so full of information.
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I think "Japanese Nuru Massage" kind of gives the game away.
Dayum, I had to google that. So this place really is offering "specials".
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A new massage parlor just opened up in my soi. The sign reads: Miss BJ Massage, followed by a picture of some luscious lips.
"Subtle advertising" or "innocent mistake" ? You be the judge.
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Songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pN3n4rmnAM
Movies, leave it to the Japanese:
Ju-on: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364385/
Ringu: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0178868/
Personal fav that gave me the hibby jibbies as a kid: In The Mouth of Madness: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113409/
First movie that freaked me out: Aliens: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/?ref_=tt_rec_tt Mom, Dad! I was like 7 years old! What were you thinking showing me a movie like that???
Happy Horrorween -
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Retired-Extremely-Dangerous.
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Pffftt... waaaay ahead of you all.
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Yeah I remember.
The first piece of music I bought was a cassette of the OST to The Lion King.
The first "proper" album I bought was "Americana" by the Offspring.
The first CD, and last album, I bought was from "Rammstein".
Since the 2000's I have pirated all of my music.
Happy Horrorween
False positives on drug tests
in Bangkok
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Good idea, thanks. I think the next time I have an appointment I'll get him to write an explanation in Thai and have it signed by him and stamped by the hospital. The prescription alone doesn't help much since it's all in English.