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No country is perfect. Every country has flaws. You just need to compare Thailand with your home country. There are people who have it easier here than back home, there are also people who are never satisfied and feel like "they're not getting enough". Unfortunately it is the latter group who post the most comments, thus giving the false impression that the majority of expats are butthurt.

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I've never heard of using straws to get drunk faster. While playing a role in metabolism, oxygen does not directly interact with alcohol.

The quickest way to get drunk (apart from injecting it directly into your bloodstream) is to X a liquid consisting of 3/4 hard liquor and 1/4 diet (sugarless) soda (carbonated) on an empty stomach (last meal 6 hours plus). You should feel the effects within 15 minutes.

Despite decades of drinking I still don't know how to X a drink, and I never touched hard liquor, or even wine, since the "incident" almost a year ago.

Now I just drink 2-3 cans of Cheers Red before going to bed. In my high school years though...

No you're wrong, the quickest way to get drunk is via an 'Alcohol Enema ' by passes the Liver. - saw it on "1000 ways to Die" one late boring night.

Yes, I've heard of that. I think I even mentioned that a while back on some obscure topic. It was even made into a short detective story, for the life of me I can't recall the series. But google helped me find the case known as "The Sherry Enema Murder":

http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/10/04/us-texas-sherry-enema-idUSN0328038520071004

Well i not drink but like a couple before a dirty Thai bang

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Watch out for whiskey dick.

I've never heard of using straws to get drunk faster. While playing a role in metabolism, oxygen does not directly interact with alcohol.

The quickest way to get drunk (apart from injecting it directly into your bloodstream) is to X a liquid consisting of 3/4 hard liquor and 1/4 diet (sugarless) soda (carbonated) on an empty stomach (last meal 6 hours plus). You should feel the effects within 15 minutes.

Despite decades of drinking I still don't know how to X a drink, and I never touched hard liquor, or even wine, since the "incident" almost a year ago.

Now I just drink 2-3 cans of Cheers Red before going to bed. In my high school years though...

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To all the serious posters, thanks for your feedback. It does indeed taste like a drink with 0% alc, due to the high sugar content. While it is cheaper than a breezer, I have come to the conclusion that this is just another clever marketing plot. Yes it's 7% and yes you will be able to get girls really drunk without them even noticing. But it's 250ml, that's half the amount of beer. So in the end, if you're after "cheap but high in alc", you're better off buying beer.

Furthermore it's marketed as "fruit wine", even though it's not wine at all. Another clever way to avoid alcohol taxes, as can be seen by the absence of the marked ribbon they place on the opening of high alc% drinks.

So I'm sticking to my faithful Cheers Red.

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