Stan42

Just found this gem, it's 100% free, with washed up 80s action stars, and is "Totally radical dude!"

Sucks

Excuse me Mam, but I have to say, I'm looking at the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

So could you please move? You're blocking the view.

Admin

“Babe is it in?”

“Yeah.It is"

“Does it hurt?”

“Yes. It's so big.”

“Let me slide it out and put it in slowly.”

"Okay."

"Is this better?"

“No. It still hurts.”

“Okay, let’s try another shoe size.”

Jaywalking a highway blind drunk at 2am. I broke my foot and nearly died. That was the day I quit drinking hard liquor and became a beer expert.

I always used my pinky to "screw".

I recently watched "50 Shades of Grey".

Yes I'm a guy. Yes I watched it to the end.

...

Basically, this is just porn for ladies.

But you can't deny it has a really good OST.

Tell them to Google it, look it up on Wikipedia, and give them some of Carl Sagan's and Richard Dawkin's books, not to mention Charles Darwin's book on natural selection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03bvFrDVNY

Q:What do a condom and a coffin have in common?

A:They both have stiffs in them, but on is coming, the other is going

CSI

Wow, I wouldn't have noticed the change. You people have very keen eyes. Still, I prefer this:

Google changed it's logo yesterday. Here's a comparison:

Be honest: If nobody told you, would you ever have noticed the difference?

Run

mate

...from Transylvania

Armed

Toenail

Item 5 = 690 just look at your profile or hover your mouse over your username.

Did that on the OP's and my own...even pressed on the "Likes" (curiosity was getting the better of me)...still cannot see how many "Likes" one has ?

On your profile page, look to the right hand side of the page, its there in a green box, in your case 1393

Because people feel better about themselves when anonymous strangers they've never met before, and probably never will meet, like their posts.

Must... acquire... more... likes... to... increase... self esteem...

Item 5 = 690 just look at your profile or hover your mouse over your username.

Waaaait a minute!. Nobody ever said anything about this when I signed up. I just checked my profile: 3,140 profile views? I haven't even filled out any details. I thought there might be 5 or 6 anonymous people who were curious, but thousands?

Creeps...

Monopoly

I am immune to such things. I guess I just have good genes.

I drink 3 large cans of beer every evening. I smoke a pack a day. I do not exercise. I eat whatever I like.

Coincidentally this year we had our 10th graduation anniversary. The majority of my former classmates have really let themselves go, especially those with kids, I guess having kids makes you age faster somehow. I myself actually look, I dare say, better than 10 years ago. Must be the haircut though.

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