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Depends on who's paying, otherwise: My own four walls.
So you have your own four walls everywhere you travel , or did you not read my OP ?
Yes. It's called a hotel room.
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Depends on who's paying, otherwise: My own four walls.
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Dear female posters who answered with underwear or nothing, please send me a PM with your address. I need it for...urm... "scientific" purposes.
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Spicy
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I swear this is a true story.
Today I was walking down suk went I dumped my cigarette into the gutter (which I always do because it kind of makes sense, you're not creating a fire hazard by throwing a lit cigarette in a bin, and I'm not cluttering the sidewalk, it goes directly into the sewers) a few seconds later I was stopped by two cops on a bike. I was actually glad, because I finally got to test out my theory.
Cop 1
I put on a grumpy face, pretend I'm farang who "no speak good English". I immediately understood that he wanted 3'000thb. In broken English I told him I didn't understand what he was saying and gestured to talk to his buddy.
They switch places
Cop 2:
I put on an innocent, retarded face. Spoke to him in 100% clear Thai. He was surprised and asked me some questions and I answered them. Yes I'm Thai, yes I was born here, yes I grew up here (which was a lie but who cares), then I pretended to nervously fiddled around my wallet making sure that he saw that I actually had two 1'000thb bank notes on me, then got out and showed him my Thai ID card.
He apologized for the inconvenience and let me off with a warning.
Here's the proof:
I pretended to walk away really slowly as I eavesdropped on them. Cop 2 said to cop 1, and I quote:
"Nong khao penn khon Thai"
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Snap (neck)
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T-shirt
Boxers
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French Fries
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Voyeur
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Cheers Xtra is good stuff and cheap. Alcoholics love it.
Red Horse is really nasty but it's great if you're on a budget. I have drank it and could barely finish a single bottle.
I love Cheers red. It's cheap and get's me drunk. I love it. I must be an alcoholic I guess...
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All I see is a guy repeatedly talking about his cock. Look closely, he even gestures how big it is.
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My first reaction was: Holy shit!
My second reaction was: Where can I find Hitler fried chicken?
There isn't a Hitler chicken store anymore.
I suppose you could fry up some Aryan tofu though and put a swastika pattern on it (as he was a vegetarian for at least part of his life).
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My first reaction was: Holy shit!
My second reaction was: Where can I find Hitler fried chicken?
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Michael Meyers
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How I deal with the heat?
I mostly stay indoors with the aircon blasting at 25°. If I'm out and about, I just accept getting sweaty and have a shower when I get home. I remember to drink plenty of fluids boys and girls.
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Confusing
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Wouldn't bother with any of them. Very, very short term giggle followed by 'there's no way I am ever wearing that' plus everyone has seen them all before, it wears thin extremely quickly. One of the best ways to advertise your complete lack of humour is to where those shirts
What he said.
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Bum bum de bum bum...
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I had one of these in the garden of my old apartment. I bought it in Chiang Mai. I found it pretty impractical to open and close, and the bamboo deteriorated quickly, especially after it became infested with some sort of fungi. Never had a problem with the canvas, but I'd personally recommend buying a new one made from modern materials. Plenty of of outlets sell such umbrellas, like HomePro or Ikea. If you really want another identical one, they can be found at the Chatuchak weekend market.
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"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others"
-George Orwell, Animal Farm
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