Stan42

I was born.

That's it OP. That's all the effort I put in. I'm not a teacher and not retired but still enjoy a carefree life in Bangkok. I have full dual citizenship with all the rights that they bring. I support myself through:

1. The greatest welfare state: Germany (heck we invented the welfare system in the late 19th century)

2. Online work from home mostly for US customers.

3. Some real estate I own in Lop Buri which I rent out.

Put all 3 together and I have a decent income that allows me to take 4 days a week off while living under expat standards in downtown Suk.

Feels good man

What kind of online work?

I draw Hentai on a commission basis.

Before you think I'm a pervert, I should tell you that you wouldn't believe how much money people are willing to spend on some personally tailored, sick stuff they can't get anywhere else. In my 10 years I have seen and drawn more fetishes and weird, twisted sexual fantasies than a Bangkok pimp. It's anonymous and I never ask any questions.

Angela Merkel.

I asked which celebrity would you have sex with if you could. Not: If someone held a gun to your head and you either had to blow your dad or do Angela Merkel.

Hermit

Wow. That was... disappointing.

To summarize:

Alc% goes down

Price goes up

Soon I will be drinking moonshine.

Cheapest beer I can find:

Cheers Red

6%alc

500ml

47thb at 7-11, 46thb at the gourmet market.

If anybody knows of any cheaper beer post it here.

Have you actually tried that stuff? The only thing, imo, it has in common with beer is that they are occasionally found in the same shop.

I actually love the stuff. It has a strong, musky aftertaste, and I believe it's one of the few beers in the World that you can, if need be, drink at room temperature.

Shops like this can be found in the vicinity of every major hospital.

E.g at Victory Monument opposite Rachavithi Hospital (i.e. across the street on the northern side of the hospital)

Seconded. There's a line of stores across from the Rachavithi hospital. I doubt there's anything medical you won't find in that 100m. stretch. And the prices are low - I know Thais who drive in from north of Bkk to get their supplies there.

Thirded. There's a 24hour store opposite the Samitivej hospital in Suk 49.

If you had the opportunity to have sex with any living celebrity, 1 night, 100% consensual, who would it be? Go ahead, just post a name, we will not judge you.

I was born.

That's it OP. That's all the effort I put in. I'm not a teacher and not retired but still enjoy a carefree life in Bangkok. I have full dual citizenship with all the rights that they bring. I support myself through:

1. The greatest welfare state: Germany (heck we invented the welfare system in the late 19th century)

2. Online work from home mostly for US customers.

3. Some real estate I own in Lop Buri which I rent out.

Put all 3 together and I have a decent income that allows me to take 4 days a week off while living under expat standards in downtown Suk.

Feels good man

I order a bottle of water with a glass of ice. I don't let them open the bottle. Once I've finished my meal, sufficient ice has melted for me to flush down my meal with 2 gulps of ice water. I then kindly return the unused bottle and have it subtracted from my bill.

Tea

First of all, the benefits outweigh the drawbacks. That said, the closest thing would be 1.Safety factors. It's a developing country, go figure.

Cheapest beer I can find:

Cheers Red

6%alc

500ml

47thb at 7-11, 46thb at the gourmet market.

If anybody knows of any cheaper beer post it here.

What did the terrorist with a bomb up his bum say to the stewardess?
"Hey! Pull my finger!"

Hey Mcffee: TELL US ALREADY!!! Circle all three cars in red.

I have to use proxies to visit streaming porn sites because the government thinks me watching porn is a threat to national security.

Well OP it's that some... oh wait, "don't feed the trolls". Forget I said anything.

Gag

Balls

I have been on several dates, a few via Thaifriendly, most through other means. So far I have met:

-An escort who got mad at me because I didn't want to sleep with her on the first date (She wasn't a looker anyway)

-A heroin addict (No really)

-A supernatural fanatic who refused to see me again because our astrological signs don't match

-An honest but hardworking girl who worked 7 days a week and only had 3-4 hours of free time a week (That was depressing)

-A few young "English teachers" in their 20s who had enough energy to party all night long (Making me feel old for not being able to stay up past 2am)

-A ladyboy (you probably saw this one coming)

I guess love was just not meant for me.

I foresee something... an image is forming... it is becoming clearer... I see... I see...

Old rich white guys posting pictures of dark, short, flat-nosed, money loving, upcountry girls.

I dunno, it's included in my 14k rent. They come 6 days a week and do the laundry every Monday and Thursday.

Play

OP...come up with some more categories, three is insufficient

Ok. Round your age up to the nearest number:

20

30

40

50

60

70

80+

Next please...