HeavyDrinker

One of the waiters in my local is only a young fella of 24 and has 4 kids already.

He's a right fanny rat and few of the local lasses have owt to do with him but he takes care of his kids regularly. Indeed the poor lad had 3 of them running about the place last night and he wanted to enjoy the footie but his ex turned up with them, she was all tarted up to the nines as she was off out to see her Gik/Flogging her clout and she's got huge tits and a cracking arse.

Do they have gerbils in the deep south of the US ?

No idea. Never been there. You might want to see someone about your gerbil obsession.

I'm sure Doctor Will has an appointment free.....

Good work gents. It's definately a King Cobra (Ophiophagus Hannah). The mouth and scales on the head are a giveaway. I'd guess it was a juvenile snake.

As young Kings have distinctive striped markings which fade as they enter adulthood.

They are very rare in Thailand these days Mr SOMe TAMe you are lucky to have seen a King in the flesh. Some herps go all their lives without ever seeing one. Where do you live if I may ask?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra#mediaviewer/File:Ophiophagus_hannah_head.jpg

I recall the police and the BMTA having a 'crackdown' on such vehicles which as ever lasted all of a week....

He could try playing him in position and avoiding the need to defend him post match...

I can't understand why Rooney and Gerrard seem unable to come to the party at World Cups time after time, after time? Maybe we do hype them too much in the UK.....

Why would I care about what impression people make of me on an anonymous forum? What has starting topics got to do with it? All that has done for you is to show you up as a deluded fantasist who can't meet women...

Posting just to be a clown and looking to attack others'

Isn't that just what you're (trying to) doing now Bonzo?

I would love the chance to have Thai mixed children if I could meet a Thai lady of equal financial capacity and education.

If I were you I'd settle for just meeting a Thai lady full stop; that is a real live Thai lady and not one of your made up ones. in your imaginary world...

I am still wondering if he has found the gerbil yet ?

It's probably buried quite deep at this time, maybe he'll answer when it pops back out.

What you, neverdie, heavydrinker, and whereustay are suggesting is humour,is actually posting childish and mean spirited crap.

You haven't once addressed the original conversation, you've simply gone into little kid potty humour thinking you're clever.

So, OP loses his wallet and he's a brain dead retard. Will disagrees with you and so he shoves gerbils up his but. Really? Grow up!!

Sorry Mr Humour Policeman.....Do you think you could stay on topic instead of abusing other posters?

Not the result we wanted but not the horror show some thought it might be. Plenty of promise on show just needed one of the 'big guns' (Gerrard and Rooney) to come to the party but still they refuse to attend....

Cheers gents...until next time....

Well played Italy.

Need to work on set pieces. They've been desperately bad this morning.....

Let Baines take it.....

Ballotelli off and on comes Immobile the top scorer in Serie A...and we bring on Wilshere .....erk....

Quite. you have to take every chance at this level......

Terry, you didn't mention that him from off of Porridge and 'Allo 'Allo has keffed it....some correspondent from the real world you are....pshaw!!.....

We need to shore up that right flank. We're getting eaten there....

Sleepy down the England right....

On the counter we have a lot more pace than the Italians. I'm hoping with our youth, as the game goes on the Italians start to tire more than us.

Indeed. Sterling has had them on the back foot every time he's had the ball. There's certainly a case for Lallanna if Italian legs start to tire.

England have been the better side by some way. Concentration is going to be key in the second wallop

Good work from Hart there after Gerrard's careless pass gave Italy posession.

Classy reply from England....Classy celebration. Just a funky dance with none of this pratting about with all the bench and subs..and now our physio is being carried off...hope we've got a reserve....

Abysmal defending.GET IN!!!!!

Italy slowing play down nicely and England letting them/ Every time the England front 4 turn on the gas, Italy are nowhere near them. So far so good....

Bad luck Costas but at this level you HAVE to take your chances when they come and Greece never....

Lovely thread.

Will, my car is pretty dirty at the moment, so would you be kind enough to lick my windows?

Indeed Mr Snott. Thankfully my smartarse commment at #2 now has 30+ 'likes' so it would appear that the 'no humour police' are firmly in the minority