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What mean pidgin talking? me speak angreet choot mark mark. If go to drinking, all friend Thai no problem speak thai angreet same same. happy all time.
You NAILED it!!! Maybe it's you?
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Photos taken now 3pm Sunday
Sent from my GT-I8552 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app
Can you please take down that picture of my scooter parked ouside the WW Agogo.
I happened to be visiting a restaurant close by, but my missus peruses TV and she may not understand if she sees it. Thanks in advance.
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Okay this has been done before but I had a bad experience having to listen to a bloke last night (not for the first time) that did my head in, so I'm having a mini rant.
This guy is an educated native English speaker with a highly skilled job and he likes to talk, irrespective if anybody is listening to him. He's a decent enough chap, but I've yet to hear him actually speaking normal English.
He speaks a kind of Pidgin (that I won't call Thinglish because that would be a compliment) that if your 2 year old was speaking you may be rather proud of him/her and correcting them as a parent would, but coming from a grown man, just makes him sound like an imbecile. It's a kind of really, RERALLY bad Thinglish that even confuses the Thais.
He even manages to somehow rearrange the word order in what I believe is an attempt to emulate Thai sentence structure but uses English words, so it sounds even more screwed up than ever.
You hear him talking to the bar staff and it sounds bad enough, but when he's talking to you about politics and he uses phrases like "Him say him no good man and give problem, him tell him must......blah blah blah", you just want to check bin and go somewhere else.
And this goes on continuously, regardless of the subject matter or who he's talking to. It can be funny when he's talking to a non-native (but fairly fluent) English speaker - they're not sure if he's taking the piss or not.
So I ask the question, how do people get to this stage? Sure, most of us probably adopt a few sayings such as "same same" etc, or dumb down our words when speaking to (some) Thais etc, but why talk Pidgin English to a native English speaker.
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OP - here's a tip.
If you speak/understand sufficient Thai and something is said about you that illicits a laugh/smirk from other Thais around you, and you're 50/50 on whether it's a good natured joke or a belittling comment, (because of the nuances that we learners don't interpret well) - simply adopt a neutral/polite smile, clap your hands at the joker, and say "gaeng maak maak louei" (loosely translated in the context as "that's really very good", or "a really clever comment").
If it was a genuine friendly joke, the joker and all will laugh more with you because they think you understood and it was in fun. If it's a shot at you, the joker won't laugh or he may do a double take, and depending on who made the comment, the others may laugh louder at the joker because he loses face as you're implying that you know what he said was derogatory. And even then it's all taken as a huge joke - a bit of double entendre which Thais generally love.
Either way, you're a winner. Although saying it to a cop in the wrong mood may not be a good idea.
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Interesting - was there any reason he might have said that to/about you? Did you catch any of the other words he said?
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Huay (low) = of poor quality
Huay (Falling) = creek or small waterway
Huay (Falling) = expressing surprise as an interjection (sure you've heard that one)
Huay (Rising) = lottery
Huay (low) Dtaaek (low) = crap!
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Here's a description of a multi vote system that was advocated by one of my favourite authors, Nevil Shute. In his novel "In the Wet", he described a fictitious system that had been adopted in Australia. The book was written in 1953.
In the book, a person can have up to seven votes. Everyone gets a basic vote. Other votes can be earned for education (including a commission in the armed forces), earning one's living overseas for two years, raising two children to the age of 14 without divorcing, being an official of a Christian church, or having a high earned income. The seventh vote is only given at the Queen's discretion by Royal Charter.
While perhaps a little dated, the theory implies that the vote of the unthinking "common man" can be outweighed by the multiple vote/s of the educated, those that have strived in business, those that have lived stable lives etc.
I always thought the idea had merit.
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I want to buy a bar in Jomtien, so if you know of anybody who wants to sell, drop me a line.
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Sounds more and more like this military rule is going to be in place for some time
A betting man would say at least two years, it'll take them that long to find the toilet paper.
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Economists and Weather Forecasters are the only two professions that can get it wrong more than 50% of the time and still keep their jobs.
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The incentives for the politicians to reach a compromise were not strong enough. He should have told them to come out of the room with a mutually agreed solution or they would all lose their heads immediately.
Now THAT would have seen them reach agreement in double quick time.
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A girl on a bike just asked me where i go and jokingly i said cambodia..... she replied "you get shot if you talk like that" and rode off.
There goes the lift... you were just about to be offered.
ha yea..... the bar girls seem to be in a panic here.... there's negotiations happening on the streets that would make any government look incompetent!
Appreciate your ironical comment, but regret to inform you that ALL governments are incompetent by default
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But you say it is filtered? Do you happen to know what the filtration system is?
Whatever it is, it will be as clean and effective as a 2 month old handkerchief folded in half.
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Is it a rodent trap?
Almost correct
It's a Victorian device for preventing "accidental loss of sperm". Apparently our ancestors believed that unwanted loss of sperm (as in a wet dream) unnecessarily drained a man of important powers. Stick the old fellow in the middle when flacid, tighten the jaws so they don't quite bite, and any increase in size will cause instant pain, thus disuading a man from popping his cork. Those nasty Victorians!!
Apparently frequent and unwanted ejaculation is also a recognised disease associated with the kidneys and that's what the device was designed to do.
I've no doubt it found other uses, and there are probably more modern versions available at your local sex shop.
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Ok...what is this?
A sybian controller?
Good guess....no.
Umm, whats a sybian again? I forgot.
It's an old school video game controller. I think the top knob was also a joystick from memory.
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A thingy for adjusting tappets. But gimme a ring spanner, a screwdriver, and my trusty old feeler gauges any old day. Much more fun!
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you dont know a lot about Thailand or its culture do you, Most respectable Thai women would not be seen dead with a foreigner.
Then i know several High So Thai women that must be dead on legs. Several TV female personalities are also married to Farang.
Not to mention more than a couple of female members of the Royal Family.
Perhaps Thongkorn's information and research only extends as far as TV Forums.
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A reminder to check the card insert area for any add-on skimming devices and always cover your hand entering the PIN. I nearly pull the front off the machine in my exuberance.
I had a little turd of Eastern European extraction stand at my shoulder the other night and had to wave him off - well actually I towered over him and used language my Mother would not be proud of - he wasn't impressed but he moved. Heard of a few recent attempts (but nothing in the media) to do a grab and run as the money comes out of the slot.
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I don't understand how these guys get pinged. They must be thick because the BIB's investigating abilities are close to as useless as tits on a kipper.
Do they stand in suspicious group at a single ATM for 30 minutes and get observed using multiple "no name brand" cards while stuffing notes into a 7/11 bag?
Their MO should be one machine, one card, for one transaction (say 20,000B), then go to another machine 1.5klm away. Change your clothes/crash helmet every three machines, and use ATM's from different (all) banks. You could do this all day in Patts and get half a mill, then repeat daily without ever using the same machine twice in a week.
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So, the Chinese, the Vietnamese, the Malaysians and others all decided not to say anything about the US shooting down a plane? I don't think so. I think that even a hint of US military action would make for an unprecedented feeding frenzy.
What makes you think the US did the shooting down anyway? Don't you think anyone else is capable of doing it?
If your post was directed towards me, I concede that it could have been any of the military in the area including those twenty eight countries taking part in or observing the exercises at the time. If you apply the razor theory however, it points towards the US or arguably the UK as being the most technologically capable.
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One wonders how he explains the millions being spent by multiple govts, including the US, on the search effort if they already know where the plane is.......
It's called a 'cover up'. The more time, effort, and money invested in a cover up tends to lend credibility to the hypothesis offered by those covering up.
I'm going with the Occam's razor theory on the basis that among competing hypotheses, the one with the least assumptions should be selected. More complicated solutions may eventually prove to be correct, but in the absence of certainty—the least complex hypothesis should be selected.
Somebody in the US military got trigger happy accidentally, or the plane was considered a security risk (correctly or incorrectly) and the instructions were issued to bring it down. The quantum of misinformation released subsequent to the disappearance regarding flight paths, hijackings, transponders turned off, etc ad infinitum is just too far fetched to accept.
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Yamah R1 2015
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Good luck on the bends.