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Try the "shake" method.  And always have a spare full bottle to change over immediately.

I know one bloke that has two bottles all connected with valves, but only has one bottle feeding the burner.  If the bottle in use expires he simply turns on the other full bottle and there is instant gas.  He then makes sure he refills the empty bottle the following day and reconnects it so he's never out of gas.

 

i still say both girls are of the same ilk.    Who moves in a prostitute while having a proper gf?

 

Even if she was a proper prostitute?
 

 

Can you define 'proper prostitute' as opposed to an improper one, so we can understand the context of your observation.

Thanks in advance.

So easy OP. don't bother with the righteous wa******ers. Here is what you do . Tell the gf about the thai chick. She will forgive you. Actually in a day she will feel sorry for you. In her mind it will be " you stooped so low. You'll prob have better sex. Trust me she wants to believe that you think you made a huge mistake.
Second option is to tell the thai chick you want her but she needs low profile why your gf is here. Give her some play money tell her you will see her after gf goes. After that p***s her off.
The second wont work if your gf comes back. Try option 1. I've used it plenty of times. I was born a lying cheat so i just roll with it.

I like your style Brother!!

Once saw a chap on a Pattaya barstool take a slightly sideways lean in an effort to clear the passage for a fart.  Unfortunately he got more than he bargained for.

The look on his face was priceless and I could actually read his mind....."Bugger, now I know why Lonely Planet said not to trust a bargirl or a fart in Thailand"

I rent a house from an English bloke and his Thai wife.  They are living in the UK and I've never met or spoken to them.  The house is looked after by a Thai agent - a girlfriend of the Brit's wife.

Occasionally I've paid the rent a few days late, simply because the days run away from me and despite having a reminder on my Outlook, just forget to get around to it.  Never has the woman contacted me to complain.

Once I even missed a month because I had a "grey" moment and just thought I'd done it.  It wasn't until the following month's due date that I realised. I called the woman to apologise for my forgetfulness - her response was "no pompem".

Had several issues with the house such as a knackered A/C unit, knackered water pump, and faulty alarm system.  On all occasions the issues have been fixed on the same day or the following day.

Somehow I don't think I'd like the OP as a Landlord.  But then, maybe he wouldn't like me as a tenant. 

IMHE, Ladyboys give better western style haircuts than the local Somchai "barber".

If you're looking for a Lady in Red, you won't have to look too far.......

I think it would be a fitting epitaph for the Tomb of the Unknown Bargirl.

The night bows out tired; in rushes reddish new dawn
What is ahead in store for her, knows not she forlorn;
From afar a scooter chimes a broken welcome note mourn
To the light that shakes up at the distant horizon!
She wipes away the cobwebs of her hung over thoughts
Sticky wet, like the last drying silent tears spots…

Her bell of duty calls amidst the galaxy, Samsung chimes;

Beckons to take up paint of war.
She must put on now her myths, wear the attitude calm,;

Wear the uniform thus proud, tightly and short.
Walking Street lies ahead await the grind of times ashort
Those grief laden story wheels must roll on unalarmed!
Hail the Karaoke, hail the bar, hail the Somtam shop. 

She is one in a swarm;Her feels, she must forgo;

Her freedom in chains unarmed…
 

Check out this thread. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/626464-average-cost-of-building/

Have they passed into your bladder?

I had the same, very painful but over the course of about 8 hours the stone passed into the bladder. They gave me some meds to dissolve them and they worked. I wasn't looking forward to pissing them out.

Edit: I was at the hospital for 4 hours and they really looked after me. I bypasssed the registration process when they saw the pain I was in and the doctor diagnosed it within 10 minutes and confirmed it with an xray. I was on painkillers within 15 minutes that worked immediately. Had an X-Ray, IV painkillers that had me on the moon, and a bucket load of painkillers and other meds to take home. All up it was 8,000 Baht at Pattaya Bangkok Hospital.

It's the same all over Jomtien. 

Any vacant site gets inorganic rubbish dumped on it by the locals.  I've come to the conclusion that they consider it to be landfil and they're doing their bit to raise the level of the vacant land above flood level. I could be wrong of course.

And my housekeeper spends 30 minutes every morning sweeping leaves up off the garden, but the same plastic bag once blew around the garden for 3 days.  I did ask her why - the answer was that she didn't see the plastic bag.  Go figure!

Is that you Radar?

Most GF's prefer Western Union. 

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If it is Diesel the fuel will not "go off".

Fungus growth and water condensation. There are additives you can get to prevent/limit the growth of fungus. 

If it's parked up for 3 years you may want to consider a fuel stabilizer to stop the fuel going off. 

And after 3 years of immobility the brake fluid will probably go off so be careful when you first drive it as your pedal will probably gol to the floor - may pay to bleed them before you even roll again.  You're right about the hand brake - leave it off.

Put something over the air intake to stop insects/rodents getting into the air system.

If it's not in a 100% secure environment, remove your main fuse to immobilise the engine. Get some wheel locks or you may be sans wheels when you get back.  Don't forget to secure the spare.

Remove the battery.  You'll probably need a new one in 3 years anyway as the old one won't take a charge unless you leave it on a computerised trickle caharger