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Economists and Meteorologists are allowed to get it wrong more than half the time and still keep their jobs. I look out the window and can make a better guess. Objectivism comes in handy every day.

Back to the future, when a spade wasn't a shovel, and a transvestite was a bloke who wore women's clothes.

Sell the house. Sorted.

If they can't utter a sentence without using the F word, I tend to avoid any interaction. Another good test is if their knuckles are dragging on the ground. Funnily enough, some of the nicest blokes are the ones that look as though they got dressed in the dark and are a walking fashion crime.

My wife is 36. My girlfriend is 26. I'm one year older than their combined ages. I leave the math to the reader.

No smoke, no skid-marks. Drifting Thai style (driving in circles). Hell yeah brother, you're not on the Cleetus McFarland youtube channel.

This happens to me all the time. I just thought it's because I have a face like a burglar, and they assume I'm about to nick sumfink.

This is Thailand. I can see the Sub eventually being powered by a string of Honda PCX150 motors.

Ironically, woke-ist dogma decrees that even though the perpetrator possessed an allegedly bent penis, we don't actually know their gender. Hypothetically, the perpetrator may identify as a woman - potentially making this a female on female offense - even though the criminal and the victim both had 2 veg and meat. Actually, I vaguely recall a Monty Python sketch along these lines.

Go to Homepro or any other similar retailer and you will find ready made drapes as per your picture. The drapes are in a multitude of sizes and shades (pun intended) and the selection of curtain rods is virtually limitless.

Assuming the work is completed by October, I wonder what the timeline is to come back and fix all the cockups?

At 88, I wouldn't be deferring too many decisions until tomorrow.

Let's be fair, it does look like well organised chaos.

Another step towards the demise of the USD as the world's Reserve Currency.

Dollars to a jar of rancid fish paste says he'll be ensconced under "house arrest" in a mansion befitting his fragile state of health within a month. The only burning question is what were the numbers preceding the nine zeroes of his merit-making gift to facilitate the homecoming. House arrest a la Thai will mean don't vacation on Mars, otherwise no pompem.

Hope he's not the bloke booked to clean my A/C at 10:00am today.

It will work the same as on the roads - give way to anything bigger and heavier than you, or suffer the consequences. Cruise Liners will be the Concrete Trucks of Pattaya Bay.

It's a Thai play on words. They are actually saying Big Bot, because they can't say Boss. BOT = Bank of Thailand. Big Bank of Thailand. Or maybe Big Bot Darkling.

The Thai written language was created in the 13th century. Describing the texts as ancient is a bit OTT.

Excellent headline, should win a prize of some sort.

Make the trains stop and give way to the motorists. Probably more economical.

Still the BIB then?

As most Thais can't aspirate an "S" after a consonant (especially a "P"), or partially aspirate the "P" itself, Tops will be referred to as Top.

By definition, the stuff they call non-alcoholic "beer" is not beer. Weaselpiss is a better description. Otherwise, grape juice would be called non-alcoholic Wine, and apple juice would be called non-alcoholic apple cider.

Sydney Carlton.