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Cycle in Bangkok and die from cancer from inhaling the toxic exhaust fumes.

If u don't get run over and the driver flees the scene

At 10.30 pm , I receive a txt , saying sorry I miss dinner with you , love you very much . for me this was too little too late .

Quote from the OP above ^

She was probably doing some other guy mate. Wake up.

Some people can't spell simple words OP.......just like some people can't do simple suns in their head.

Yesterday morning I woke at 7am and an old lady on a bike knoked on my door. Answering she had a big smile on her face and in Thai offered me her 12 year old daughter for 1/2 million baht.

Naturally shocked I told her to leave and did so in a manner that I wasn't happy.

^ Posted by the OP

So why didn't u offer less? I'm sure she would've taken it.

If he didn't have any arms then this would never have happened.

Mind you, anyone who jokes about him is just prosthetic.

Hula Hubba

Left wing pc <deleted>. Thx to the OP for pointing it out,

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I just want my wife to be feminine.....not feminist.

I was the owner of a Black Man mop at one stage. Used to get a kick out of having my own personal black man to clean my floors. Imagined myself being a slave owner at one stage....until I realised the black man didn't work unless I was pushing him. And when the black man was mopping my bathroom floor, I'd look up and there would be Darkie toothpaste smiling at me. Those were the days....

Ashes scattered at Punakaiki, NZ

how old is your g/f .. when your child is 10 years old you will be 50 .. and then 70 ..is this fair to the child to lose a father so young ....

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Just another idea so some or many can cream money off the top (and probably middle and bottom) as well.

Ate it in Korea. Boshintang it's called. Supposed to be a bit of an aphrodisiac.

Ate a couple of spoons of the meat and could only think of the family dog back home. Didn't give me a extra raging boner either.

March 20th, 2012...the birth of my beautiful baby boy. Makes me feel good.

Usually around 8pm on a Friday and Saturday and 3pm on a Sunday.

Too busy on the other days to drink.

Swimming against the tide of sewage.

The very best of luck to them.

Bloody idealists.

Cause the blokes are desperate for someone to love them.

All those who choose to cheat on their spouses obviously don't truly love them. How sad....being married to someone you don't love.

Personally I would not cheat. It's not for me. I hold trust and honesty very highly in a relationship and if I was to cheat it would make a mockery or my values.

Yep. I just think about how cut up the wife would be if I cheated and it just isn't worth it. I'm lucky to have her.

Today...she just found out her oldest brother was cheating on his wife (My wife loves the brother's wife a lot and thought she loved her brother). I had a tearful missus hugging me today begging me not to do the same.

First time I took my wife to England, it was a cold, crisp spring morning. We walked out of the terminal building, and she noticed her breath condensing in the cold air. She freaked out, thinking she was on fire inside.

We got to my house, which was next to a river. She saw ducks and geese on the grass in front of the house, immediately dropped her bags and went running after them. I got her to stop, and asked what she was doing........."Have many duck, can make laab"

Yep. My mate's wife couldn't understand why nobody was catching the beautiful ducks on the slow meandering river that runs through his city.

Don't hassle The King.

Don't get in a fight with a Thai.

Do sample the delectable local delights.