lampard10

Right, that's it then................One from Udon Thani, one from Surin. Best meet on neutral ground halfway between. How about Mahasarakham. Both parties bring 100 supporters each. Big p1ss-up after. They won't know what's hit the town.

But will they be ready for the return match, two weeks later?

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I am currently in Dubai and read my BP every morning oveve it a trr breakfast, the broadsheet across the table has been replaced by my laptop ...............

I'm not passing my bloody laptop around the customers.

Blimey..............................I'll have to contact someone to see if they can cast a spell on my locals to make them dip their 'ands in their pockets.

Tut, another customer lost. No seriously, as Joe said, Arpells. There is a little store between Toshiba and the furniture shop that stocks two or three, as well as the big book store next to Bank Ayuthiya, in front of the railway station. In fact now there are shops dotted all over town that sell it. We get ours delivered, but that is through Arpells.

P.S. Are you allowed to ask about the Bangkok Post on this Forum now?

Now, this is a true story............................a few years back my father-in-law got very sick. All the doctors in town could not help him. One day the local witch doctor came round (my mother-in law,as opposed to my wife,who is the local witch) she said the the outside kitchen was the wromg side of the house. I laughed, but still knocked it dowm and moved it.+from that day on he recovered. Please explain.

Also if you go on the Prakhonchai Buriram road,just by the big lake there is a witch doctor, who has one of these plants that bleed real blood. I've seen it. Witchcraft is thiving in Isaan.................beleive it or suffer.

Dear lampard,

i am from Malaysia and i want to go to Surin to seek black magic to bind my husband so that he will not leave me for another woman. Please give me the location and address to seek help. How can i travel from Bangkok? By car, air or railway? You did mention about Isaan. Which is better Isaan or Surin?your info will be very much appreciated

Dear Yurisan

I have only just read your response, unfortunately this does not work all the time. I contacted the Magic Man, and asked him, in the light of what has happened to my marriage, to influence a beautiful young maiden, 48 kg, long black hair, not fat but pretty, to come and see me and propose to me. It seemed to be going to plan, when I received a phone call later that day, asking if we could meet up later, when the Pub was closed. I moved my weekly shower forward, spruced up and awaited my fate. Sure enough, at 22.30, my phone rang again, and she told me she was waiting outside. I opened the shutters, and was immeadiately knocked flat on my backside as this grotesque thing of a woman charged through ther door. The next day however, I contacted my former friend ,the Witch Doctor for an explaination. It seems he had not sprinkled the Lau Kau over pictures of lovelies, rather he drunk it. In his p1ssed up state, he had in fact ordered a 148 kg pretty fat girl for me. So Yurisan, BEWARE.

Hi

I'm hoping to spend a week in Surin around March time and was wondering what the current room rate was.

Anyone oblige please?

900฿ for a standard

Anyone interested in renewing their wedding vows on Elephant back, at the village,on Valentines Day, please call the number shown.

Police bust swinging party, arrest 13 foreign men

BANGKOK: -- Police raided a swinging party in a Bangkok hotel late Wednesday night and arrested 13 foreign men, seven Thai women and three foreign women.

The raid took place at 0:15 am Thursday at the Elizabeth Hotel on Praditpat Road in Samsen district.

Police also arrested a couple - Christian Richards and his Thai wife, for allegedly organising the swinging sex tour.

When police raided the room No 1101 on the 11th floor of the hotel, police found several couples were having sex in the same room while others were drinking and dancing.

Police found used condoms, lubricant gel, porno books and CDs and 30 pills of Viagra.

-- The Nation 2009-02-05

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This years Premiership is sending me nuts. How I'd love to be a fly on the Ref's Assossiation wall, when they decide who's going to win which match, most of all, who they going to let win the Premiership. I know it's all done and dusted, but are they going to give the title to Liverpool this year, or are they sticking to their favourite team? Of course Lampard's red card has been recinded. They only wanted to keep him out of that match. Same when the Ref booked Lamps after two minutes in the United match for nothing but a strong tackle, That kept him quiet.

Hi Typhoon

Its not a big ThaiVisa do that is sponsored in anyway.

Cheers

Dave

That's right...if it was free it would be in the FC

I've always regarded the Laithong as one of the best breakfasts provided by a Thai hotel. It's in my top 5 anyway.

Chaophaya Inn = 500 baht.

with a concrete slab for a matrass.( or it felt like it)

Funny thing happened there to me.

I went down to reception in the evening and complained about the matrass. They said that is all they had. I aked them if they ever got complaints from Farangs. "Oh yes" they said " All the time"........TiT

Buriram to Bangkok in a hurry,do they still have flights i did travel about 5 years ago with phuket Air however there website isnt working any info appreciated.

NB

Just look at the schedule at the top of the page

All you need for a 'Retirement' extension is 800,000 in a Thai bank for at least three months prior to application.

The best hotel in Korat is the Sima Thani but thats quite expensive. Its very close to the mall. There are several others around the town that are a bit cheaper. Try Koratmap.com they have more details on there about hotels and places to visit etc.

I beg to differ. Pound for pound The Royal Princess is one of the best hotels I have stayed at. Cost : around 1,600 a night. Wonderful breakfast and evening buffet. A little outside but well sign posted.

I have a good idea too, now that you mention it. Two of the three places in Surin Gary supplies. Enough said.

Sound like he should be supplying just one then.

Dave

I've just realised my error on that too. I forgot a comma. What I meant was, Gary supplies two of the three main Farang watering holes in Surin, us and the Oasis.

I hope that your not suggesting that Nobby can use a computer?

Of course not,but he does have a Gopher. And all the negative posts about Gary's, and funnily enough a positive one about Soi Kola are all from newbies.

Agreed.......................I buy my curries from him ( see other post on curries) and now I split my pies between him and Pattaya.

Hi All

I've posted a classified on Thai Visa looking for a pool table but just trying to cover the angles so

I'm wondering if anyone on here or they know in the Isaan Provinces has one for sale or if someone could put me in touch with a supplier

thanks in advance for your help

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I got mine from Phuket Billards. Very good table. Delivered, set up everything. Cheaper than the rest as well. Total cost for Italian slate Pool table (big or small pockets) around 70,000 baht.

It could also be your power supply unit (PSU) which has quit.

Open the PC and unplug the chassies/case fans (NOT THE CPU FAN!) and see if the PC starts up.

If yes the fans are bad, if not get a new PSU.

opalhort

The mouse lights up ok as does the external plug ins, but that's it.

does the fan come on?

Ah................................got it. No, and it is hot. New fan yeah? Thanks

This afternoon my computer crashed when I was called away. I restarted it, or tried, but all I get is a red light on the front, no power up. Anyone help?

When I get back I think I'll stick my head in next time I go golfing down Buriram. Hopefully in the early new year if I can get the time for a visit to Thailand.

John.....

Heard you were earning Mega-bucks in Iraq. ..........................T or F

I'm off to Houston, Texas on Sunday 30th for job training, then should get my date for Iraq, and yes, I shall be doing as you say. All the more to spend in yours when I get back.

It's that or Brown's Broken Britain!!! I think I'll be better off in a war torn country than this decaying wretched hive of scum, corruption and villany, (and that's the poloticians)!!!!!

John.....

You'll find Iraq rather quiet & peaceful after Newcastle

Forgot a bit

Date: December 25th

Time: 12.00-18.00

When I get back I think I'll stick my head in next time I go golfing down Buriram. Hopefully in the early new year if I can get the time for a visit to Thailand.

John.....

Heard you were earning Mega-bucks in Iraq. ..........................T or F