monkey4u

You could get to your embassy on Monday and get a temporary passport.

Don't try this at the Australian Embassy

No such thing exists

Where's Crocodile Dundee when you need him

I doubt any locals will claim the reward if they catch them

Too busy selling them for a lot more

Hah, that's just like transferring misbehaving officials to somewhere else.

It works for the government officials that stuff up

if you have a thai wife ship it in her name,we shipped a 60ft container from the east coast to Thailand cost was $2000.00us

customs didn't even look in side,we had to put a 50,000TB deposit down for the container,which was unloaded at our door step

when the container got back to Bangkok,we received our 50,000TB deposit back

You must have been lucky to get a 60 ft container

Seeing as there are only 20 ft and 40 ft containers available

I don't think Thai's know how to made a decent wine or beer

They seem to have disappeared from the neighbourhood here, haven't heard one this year. Maybe they don't like the mosquito spray.

Maybe they ended up on someone's bbq

Why waste time and money signing these Mou's

If you are going to build the rail line do it

More work less talk = sorry you wont have big parties but the job will be done Maybe

Australia made very loud noises after the Bali bombings to execute all involved

Now its Australia's turn to loose some sorry arsed drug couriers No big lose

If the drugs had gotten to Australia how many lives would have been ruined ???

In my opinion these 2 low lifes are about to get what they deserve

No one forced them to carry the drugs, it was all about the money

I know some bleeding hearts say its barbaric, so is watching a child die from drugs

As an Australian taxpayer why should my tax money be wasted on people like these 2

All the media attention they are receiving is a joke

Let Indonesia carry out its laws

If you dont like them dont break them

The 3 that are missing.....I would hazard a guess they are on an extended holiday in China.

They paid for the Abbots trip to the USA

Those 500 electric buses are going to need some REALLY LONG power cables

No more biggus dickus then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

Never was for him

Now it's No Dickus

Dumb and Dumber have strong competition in Thailand

Lock the fool up for a few years

He may get an education

They found the decamped body

To decamp the scene is to leave

His body was still there

As for : felt a strong stench

Better someone includes a spell checker on the next software they copy

Desperately waiting for the storms!

Baking heat!

Bang Saen 2???

Never heard that term before.

Every Thai here talks about Pattaya Song (Pattaya 2).

Same place

As for a beach if you like mud you will love it

Plenty of food vendors selling fish , fish and more fish

Last time I was there the ground was littered with trash

So I guess calling it Pattaya 2 is appropriate

So who picks up the Thai visitors shit???

Here in Cha Am every time a bus leaves with its load of one day holiday makers there are plastic bags full and empty all over the place

I would love to visit their village and dump it back there

Maybe it was supposed to be a rubbish bin but some fool cemented the top on to keep it clean

Dont complain about someones guitar playing it may bite you

I thought they cremate the dead in Thailand.

Haven't noticed any graveyards anywhere I've been.

Only the memorial shrines in the yards of the Wats, that I believe they contain the ashes.

I'm learning something different every day........................

These are the bodies no one wanted found

So the jet setting abbot wont be in town due to oversea's travel

Sounds like a good time to take all the tigers and close down the zoo

From what started as helping the animals has turned into a gold mine for the abbot

Why does an abbot from the country side need to travel

To hide his money

What a great idea

A better idea would be to use the aircraft carrier as a roll on roll off ferry

Or better still use the submarines the navy wants

The last 2 ideas would give these vessels some sort of use

on average over 26,000 people are killed in road accidents in Thailand per year. Divide that by 365 days and that is over 71 people killed per day on average. So either these dangerous days numbers are complete BS or Songkran is the safest time of the year to be on the road. I will go with BS numbers.

The official road toll is taken from the scene of the accident

If you make it to hospital then die You are NOT a road toll statistic

It's not the big bikes. It is the punks on the 110 waves hauling ass at 100 kph in traffic. Try enforcing the law.

Your suggestion is almost impossible

How can the BIB enforce traffic or ANY law that they don't know anything about

All they can do is collect their tea money

Sounds like she was doing her Thai drivers license road test

That's how most drive on any given day

Why not put it to immo that they throw in a free shower as a goodwill gesture,and even offer a free laundry service would be hilaririous watching punters waiting inline with bath towels,and wouldn't it be fun for the knicker nickers.

You are one sick puppy