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a congregation of dildos in one picture..........cue MPs group photo gags!!!

editors - munich

1, 2, 3 actually.

weed smokers option merged with Thaksin & Corruption? I dont get it, am i missing something?

crime/corruption?

getya now. ive already modified my post on page 1........I just clicked what you were getting at!!

1, 2, 3 actually.

weed smokers option merged with Thaksin & Corruption? I dont get it, am i missing something?

you mean they're all forms of corruption? in an anti-drug slant?

voted corruption.

should options 2 and 3 be merged?

Happy paddys day.

Altogether now :

I've been a wild rover for many's the year

and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer.

But now I'm returning with gold in great store

and I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's no, nay, never,

no, nay, never, no more

will I play the wild rover

no, never, no more

I went into an ale-house I used to frequent

and I told the landlady my money was spent.

I asked her for credit, she answered me nay,

"a custom like yours I can have any day

And it's no, nay, never,

no, nay, never, no more

will I play the wild rover

no, never, no more

I took from my pocket ten sovereigns bright

and the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight.

She said I'd have whiskey and wines of the best

and the words that she told me were only in jest.

And it's no, nay, never,

no, nay, never, no more

will I play the wild rover

no, never, no more

I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done,

and I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son.

And when they've caressed me as oft' times before

then I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's no, nay, never,

no, nay, never, no more

will I play the wild rover

no, never, no more

And it's no, nay, never,

no, nay, never, no more

will I play the wild rover

no, never, no more

What I find ridiculous is that you seem to be another one of those people that think only people with a degree can be smart. That is completely asinine. I have met countless people that had degree's coming out of their ears and they couldn't even spell properly

spot on.

to say they must have a degree is bizarre . is it so unbelievable that someone might choose to omit uni?

anyway, I dont have a degree so im not BKK90210's type and looks like im consigned to the

dumb man with only money

I asked my significant other what she wanted.

She said,

1. No boxing

2. No butterfly

3. No drinking.

I said, “I no boxing, no butterfly.”

She said, “OK OK, I get you another beer.”

I lived in Santi Thani 4 years ago.

It was interesting

detailed descriptions not your forte?

Not a hardcore smoker and drinker

think that could be the stumbling block for many!!!

Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

:D .........im out too

The main reason I like Thailand is that it has a level of surreality

Spot on - definitely one of the attractions is the surreality.

I said before in the 'what things make you love thailand' thread, every day in Thailand you'll see or do something you cant at home .

If you're after a 'get away from it all' holiday, Thailand's hard to beat IMO.

actually, is 'surreality' a word? I think surrealism is the correct term we're after!!!

first dodgy spelling in Bambis birthday thread and now shocking grammar!!! Mods, we have a case for a 'spellchecker' option!!

anyway, back on topic, another thing that draws me to Thailand now is the lack of cheesy 'oi-oi' 18-30 style package holiday <deleted>!!

5 USA

its a misprint mate, thats where Scotland are ranked

why not wait and see what is produced and then make appropriate comments or criticisms.

if there's a clause in the contract to pull the series if the people involved aren't entirely happy, then lets roll with it!!

but, 'thoughtful, insightful' documentaries dont usually sell in the UK

unfortunately, where the British media are involved, its usually a case of the shits stirred first and the apologies come when it's too late!!

The main reason I like Thailand is that it has a level of surreality

Spot on - definitely one of the attractions is the surreality.

I said before in the 'what things make you love thailand' thread, every day in Thailand you'll see or do something you cant at home .

If you're after a 'get away from it all' holiday, Thailand's hard to beat IMO.

I first came, reluctantly , as a backpacker a few years back. It was just a few weeks stopover on the way to Oz. A mates mum, would you believe, came up with the idea as an alternative to a Singapore stop.

I didnt think id like the country, didnt know much about it, hadnt planned for it at all and just wanted it past quickly so we could get to Oz.

Needless to say it was, and probably always will be, the best holiday ive ever had.

Ive now been back every 6 months or so since. why? because the country has everything I could want from a holiday - girls, nightlife, tropical climate, low cost, good food, cheap booze, friendly people, relaxed in the beachy areas and the alternative pace and variety of BKK etc etc etc.

Belive me , im the last one here to tell anyone how to spell . I needed to check the label on the bottle first

muhst admyt iht wahs owt of karakter for mee, mi spehlling is usualy kwite goohd.

waffling off topic - happy (now belated) birthday Bambina once again.

I still think she's (bettytv women) out to make a fool of any farang silly enough to go along with this...

Im sure the final outcome is going to make me cringe..

mmm, I want to give them a chance but I agree with you - cringetastic!!!

''meet 23 year old 'Noi'. It was love at first sight when she first met terminally ill, 97-year-old, multi-millionaire British tourist 'Mike', in this Pattaya bar.........''

Actually I am not a MULTI-millionaire....

.....that post wasnt directed at anyone.....honest!!

And to all Thai ladies: close your legs to the enemy!

enemy? bit of a harsh generalisation IMO

Anyway, whats jeff1 got that I dont?

Oh, thats an easy one. He is from Chicago, man! All women want men from Chicago.

I getya!! I say tomatoe, he says ti-may-toe!!

Whatever floats her boat....

Sorry , there is no E in tomato

.......someone mustve added that 'e' in.......actually, no, I meant tomatoes as in plural ..........................OK, you got me, inexcusable schoolboy error!!

Anyway, whats jeff1 got that I dont?

Oh, thats an easy one. He is from Chicago, man! All women want men from Chicago.

I getya!! I say tomatoe, he says ti-may-toe!!

Whatever floats her boat....

Happy birthday Bambina.

I would make a sexual innuendo comment but im already in trouble with the mods!!!

Anyway, whats jeff1 got that I dont?

Anything seems a better alternative to a farang guy in Thailand.

And dare I ask whats wrong with a farang lad?

See previous posts in Ladies Forum...............

suggesting we're sleazy?

on the way back he clocks me and the mrs and loudly and laughing say's ' how much did that little dolly cost' still giggling like a 10 year old

(note to moderators - please dont delete the post this time - lighten up )

Note to member, Thaivisa has rules and these rules will be respected. Once deleted, twice....?

Don't try it again, or you are out of here!!!

I would like to express my sincere apologies to anyone offended by my deleted post No harm intended.

I Just think these kind of comments

on the way back he clocks me and the mrs and loudly and laughing say's ' how much did that little dolly cost' still giggling like a 10 year old

For anyone who missed it, I offered a sharp reply to the comments directed at Opothai and his wife. It went along the lines of Opothai implying he had penetrated the commenting morons mother, from the rear, for a paltry sum.

(I hope thats suitably toned down - if I get banned for that, fellow members, please fight my case!!)

Again, sincere apologies to all.

on the way back he clocks me and the mrs and loudly and laughing say's ' how much did that little dolly cost' still giggling like a 10 year old

(note to moderators - please dont delete the post this time - lighten up )

Note to member, Thaivisa has rules and these rules will be respected. Once deleted, twice....?

Don't try it again, or you are out of here!!!

Following on from the last Oasis self-pity b-side :

Oasis

Just Getting Older

It's not the clock

I'm getting tired

I'm sick of all my records

And the clothes I bought today

Am I cracking up

Or just getting older?

I'm staying in

I can't be bothered

Making conversation

With the friends that I don't know

Am I cracking up

Or just getting older?

And I bet that this is how life

Turns out when you finally grow old

And you know this is my life

Sit around all day and I moan

I'm halfway up to the bottom

Of another bottle

Of my next best favourite friend

Am I cracking up

Or just getting older?

You're not cracking up

You're just getting older

We're not cracking up

We're just getting older

This sums up staying in on a Saturday night in your hometown

I think Bambina's real number is 1.800.buzz-off well atleast thats the one she gave me

she loves me, she just doesn't know it yet!!!