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Finally the Blether understands and respects us real Thaivisa posters. Because we live here we have a higher status as people on holidays. We need to be treated with respect, our opinion should be the only one to matter. Based on how long we have been here the more valid our opinion is

We are the master race on Thaivisa, i am happy you finally acknowledge this fact. Maybe once you can join this brotherhood of men and woman. We are so much above you and others that we get dizzy looking down on you guys.

Bow before us... respect us.

Well said that fella..

Think it is called the "John Terry" syndrome when you celebrate something in which you played no part.

In my latent years I find I drink less

beer .... because I spill most of it

Not sure I could eat a whole pallet of pies.

I can take 20 steps and be inside the park.....the Pakchong side of town is not so pretty......but the coffee at maccas is good.

You got a mair nahm at the bottom of your garden by any chance.

I live nearby and often go in there...we often use it as an alternative route to Bkk or pattaya....nice drive.

Thai drivers licence will get you thai rate every time.

I know a way in so you do not have to pay....but its a secret, dun want everyone abusing it.

I only got an International driving license, does that work as well?

I don't have a WP, but I got a Non-O visa based on marriage. I got it with the 400k on Thai bankaccount. I'm not retired.

Mister you begin sound like my friend Cheap Charlie....

Ironically, I have lived within 15 minute drive for the past four years,

but have yet to make a visit.....maybe tomorrow

Sounds like you are going to have a chance to

go on the Mitrapap, one of Thailand's great

white-knuckle rollercoaster rides........that is the

one and half hour road trip from Bangkok to

Khao Yai on the highway from hell - enjoy.

Right now it is not just hot in Thailand it is fuggin hot,

with temps set to hit 100+ over the next couple of days.

even in the great Khao Yai. Be grateful for any rain you

get.

"was in a bar in Patts and they played it 3 times already.I told mama-san and dj,once more and i'm outta here.Well you guessed it,on it come again,i'm outta there.I was the only customer,and they actually wanted to know why i was leaving,as if they had the only bar for miles."

Obviously, they did not like the look of you

or just wanted to close early.....kudos to you

for sticking it out for the first three plays.

"Parody, often appears too real" - Nocturn

Those may words come back to haunt you.

indeed, i would be concerned had i any intention of marrying.

Was referring to your kid

"Parody, often appears too real" - Nocturn

Those may words come back to haunt you.

We should all pause to remember that it was 100 years

ago today that the Titanic sank after hitting an iceberg.

One of the most enduring questions asked about the

tragedy was as to the exact number of Thais onboard

the stricken vessel.

After years of painstaking research the answer can now

be revealed - absolutely none.

It may at least provide the opportunity to dispel some

urban myths linking Thailand to the tragedy.

It can now be confirmed that a Thai crewman was not at

the wheel the moment the vessel struck the iceberg

and fled the scene soon after.

Rumours also persist that it was a Thai band which as

the vessel began to slowly sink continued to play, with

a three hour version of Hotel California, forcing many

passengers to jump overboard.

Any more?

"Thaepae Gate is a Ladyboy hot-spot" And you just happened to

find yourself there at 12.45am.....I think we need to be told.

Interesting... Thai TV now has continuous info stream under the event

being covered on all channels, which also shows that The Lady ain't

where she should be right now.

Out of interest how much are you paying your agent to carry

out this onerous 90-day reporting task ...send your missus.

You are absolutely right to be paranoid about being snooped on in Thailand,

but the threat will not come from cyberspace, but from being snitched on by

your nosey neighbour.

Just got word that Toshiba will not re-open its disk drive plant

at Navanakom. Staff had been kept on salary since the floods,

but were told today that the facility was being sold-on to be

re-opened in March 2013.

Of all the perils and pitfalls you may encounter in Bangkok, may I help

prepare you with three words of warning......girl student uniforms.

The Thai grasp of history......my missus can't remember what happened yesterday.

"Consular work with UK tourists and residents will also be a priority."

Think you will find kind sir that the vast majority of Brits are obliged

to reside here on a non-resident basis, an issue you will no doubt

be anxious to rectify.

Well here is 10 reasons that i left

1/councill tax that you got nothing for

2/traffic wardens

3/intolerant immegrants

4/no police on the streets

5/traffic speed cameras all over the place

6/massive car parking charges

7/overcharging for the simpelest repairs

8/ massive cost of petrol

9/ nanny state

10/motorists being targeted and not criminals

i could go on and on but you guessed it thats why i left Britain

so glad i am here in Thailand ,its more like Britain was in the 60s and 70 s not so many rules and regulations.

11. Inability to communicate in English.

Get the re-entry permit and your next 90 days will start when you touch down in thailand again..

How about your local CIA rendition suite?

anyone with an I.Q above a goldfish would know that if you don't reside in a country it would be impossible to hold a position of office was my point. As plan A (kings pardon) FAILED. and then plan B. (getting passport back) failed then it would be obvious to anyone who bothered to use their tiny grey matter he couldn't possible hold a position of office for a country he doesn't and cannot reside in. hope thats cleared it up for the simple minded.......

Methinks you remain confused Sir. Point of article was that Thaksin

would have "no role" to play in choosing cabinet members in a reshuffle,

not that he would be given a role or position in the cabinet.

How could he have a position if he can't come in the country? Seems like another waste of space article to me....................

He already has the position through his sister. Where have you been?

I take it you couldn't be bothered to read my second post? don't blame you its all the rantings of a mad man!!

..Or third,fourth,fifth or sixth.

Think you got enough egg on your face with your first post.