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  1. And two more attachments

    Hi,

    No wonder the internet is so slow due to enormous files being unncessarily up/downloaded.

    Please take the time to learn about the 'Save As' button and the different file formats.

    In a nutshell, bmp files are bit map files which I think means that every pixel is saved individually and has a unique value. Jpg format is a compressed file which I think means that the original picture file is sort of zipped and that similar areas of the picture are grouped together and the similar locations saved as a reference. The algorithm for doing this is called lossy because when a picture is changed the lossy compression algorithm calculates again and the picture size shrinks but the original picture cannot be reproduced. Opening and viewing the file does not activate the algorithm it is only when the picture is altered and saved using a graphics program.

    Gif is similar to jpg but does not have as many colour avaiable, 256 is the maximum I think.

    Your 1,688 kb bmp file can be saved as 34 kb Gif file using Microsoft's Paint program and selecting 'Save As'.

    I have taken the liberty to also crop the unused white space from the bottom of your bmp file, reduced the dimensions from 700x823 pixels, down to 600x434 pixels and saved the file as a Gif. I selected a four colour Gif because it appears only three colours are used. This further reduced the file and here is the 14.48 kb attachement.

    John_Betong

    :D

    Can you remove that avatar John, its unncessarily clogging up my bandwidth :o

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    QUOTE(Andy B @ 2006-04-26 10:48:43) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

    There is this place near the Sala Daeng BTS station, on Silom road and opposite of Patpong. The DVDs are THB100 each but the quality is very good. Its is very popular with locals too. You can easily find it looking at the crowd crowding around the vendor.

    Yep, the two stalls outside the entrance to subway sandwiches silom are good.. They'll give u sh1t cam versions sayin there original the first time u buy from them, once u have been back once to kick off and swap them they stop fvckin u about and will show u all the master copy new releases each time u visit! :D

    The last 50+ i've had from them have all been 100% DVD quality :o

  3. I've been told that if I eat a big meal then lay down on the sofa for 30 mins or so straight afterwards, it will make me fat.

    well,well,well.

    eating like a pig and wallowing like a pig will make you as fat as a pig.

    never in a million years would i have worked that out for myself.

    what an earth shattering discovery.

    good job you were lying on the sofa watching tv when that doctor came on.

    p.s.

    lying down after eating will also cause the very acidic contents of the stomach to re gurgitate back into the oesophagus , which will eventually ulcerate and destroy the lining of the oesophagus which is not designed to be in contact with acidic juices.

    I was laying on my back @ the time, u ever seen a pig do that? (actually u probably see it on a daily basis :o)

    Anywayz, the reason I was asking..

    In the western world they tell you to let food settle after eating, to put time aside for eating and not to eat on the move and all that.

    The question wasnt really about if being a full time couch potato would make u fat, as it obviously would.

    But merely that if u loaf about for a bit after eating which im sure most people do (hence the 30mins in the topic title)... Will it make any difference if your on your back or on yer ass? :D

  4. Bangkok Police shut down suspected pornographic webcam business in South Pattaya. German family is arrested.

    Senior Officers at Pattaya Police Station are now under the spotlight as questions are sure to be asked as to why this case was not dealt with by Pattaya Police and needed a high ranking Police Officer from Bangkok to make the arrest.

    :o Who would have thought this sort of sleeze went on in pattaya. You see the local plod on the beat all the time looking for people who could be involved in prostitution or similar vices. They rarely seem to find any however which must show how thin on the ground these sort of activitys are in pattaya.

    I think they've done a dam fine job today and am even considering taking my mother there this summer, now that the town has been cleaned up, top to bottom by the big men from bangers!! :D

  5. reminds me of the time when a friend and myself were on the ferry from hull to rotterdam, left the poor ###### in the bar with some random people we were having a bullsh1t with @ 1am while he was cumin up on 4 pills. I retired to the cabin as I was saving myself for amsterdam only to wake @ 7am with no matey in the lower bunk, I went back to the bar as the boat was docking, and hes still there fast asleep with his pants round his ankles, boxers full of &lt;deleted&gt;, cocktail sausages up his nose and french sticks in his ears :o

  6. That reminds me when me and my friends were in a club in the UK, my friend dropped 6 pills, ended up crapping himself on the dancefloor, he was so messed up he couldnt speak, walk or anything. The lovely bouncers 'escorted' him out into the street where he poceeded to stagger into bins, walls and windows

    It was even more entertaining being high on mushrooms :D

    :o

  7. I live a few k's from airport and have heard of no incoming PMT flights. Not surprising really as would anyone really want to fly on these old, rusting Antonovs. I don't want them passing over my house. :D PMT on UN's banned list of carriers. :D

    Thanks mate,you may have just saved my life !!

    What was wrong with my answer?

    April fools = bullsh1t story :o

  8. without meaning to be funny or anything... a friend asked me:

    where would one go to buy a vibrator in bangkok?

    many thanx

    :o

    Patpong night market.

    Really? A friend of mine had to get one imported for his bird :D

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