sammieuk1
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He's been eating the dogs again' said a lardy orange old cretinous creature looking back from the mirror 🤔
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Taco two weeks, three days. ten days says I have all the cards and I'm surrounded by jokers we won and they are begging, begging for a deal so nothing could possibly go wrong prepare the black bags and the warthogs' 🤔
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Mr Kim' having just fed one of his many generals to his pet piranhas, just needs a berger or ten then he will calm down 🤔
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Sir never here trots out the housing secretary' to offer missile range assessment' who needs Mossad' or any Israeli intel' when you have bungalow Reed' 🤔
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We are all fooled it's two weeks 48 hours' in 5 days' now. after Donald coughed up his spine again🤔
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Sure he said two weeks 48 hours in two weeks to be clear🤔
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Send in Sir U-Turn Keir to tie up the Mullahs' in legal knots first, that's how the UK would deal with it by the looks. In the meantime he will send a strongly worded letter to the Iranian ambassador with a cease and desist order to stop hanging wrestlers schoolgirls from cranes, after that mauling there will be no appetite to fire ballistics at anyone ever again! and you can vote labour in the may elections 🤔
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TAT will have a plan to row 40' million arrivals in by Christmas, thus saving the Baht' from a ten' Satang mauling for sure🤔
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Any woman gushing about Donald must surely mean thrush or they have wind 🤔
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Sir Keir is looking for a new advisor and ambassador if you come out Gary🤔
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If only there was someone with all the cards at shooting down drones🤔
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Hello it's Bibi' read my message on your pager🤔
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One thing is for sure he is the right peachy color 🤔
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Novichocked by the SAS in conjunction with Salisbury spire, Dawn Sturgess Rip, and Porton Down hopefully followed by it wasn't me' slimy Keir video just to rub salt🤔
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Despite being an obnoxious tub of lard Don,Don is right on Iran finish it' and wrong on Ukraine start it' and Netanyahu' is just magnificent on all fronts🤔
