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sammieuk1

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  1. Try reading it in single syllables If your struggling ????
  2. Please don't tell my Mrs I'm allowed to cook clean make tea or coffee pour a beer I wont be happy ????
  3. Urgent appeal to all honest taxi drivers "check your back seats" thank you!????
  4. Failed to rob it as there were no staff available to fill the bag come back later after the fag break or just know your so unlucky you can't loot an empty shop and give up ????
  5. Ruby's are red diamonds are blue how mysterious where are you ????
  6. Jim 1 Thailand 0 greed 1 billion ???? greed
  7. Asked to move on alright? move on down? very predictably mysterious ????Rip
  8. It turns out he was a turnip all along ????
  9. Don't worry your plastic bags are safe we are not looking for that particular type of nutcase ????
  10. Solved its a new F35 Airbus ????
  11. Shoot out holed up psychotic gun tooting cop where are we living ????
  12. The only fix measure that ever works for this protracted problem is when it starts raining then start talking about next year ????
  13. I have a massive spec Dell 7590 oled and it won't install hangs on reboot then forced to roll back x5 times everything is updated to the max its a known but unrectified Dell problem beware if you have this brand ????
  14. Taking business away from police controlled sex bars is a very serious offence ????
  15. I would settle for just something different and nice to buy at any price in the clone supermarkets here ????
  16. Take as much as you can for as long as you can after buying enough votes then do it all again 5 years later ????
  17. A fat bloke with a big gun and BBQ is on his way ????
  18. kratom tea drinking and ganja smoking habit .com for all your requirements thanks to the health minister ????Rip
  19. My English ex wife got bent over for £20k then traveled to Scotland to meet him and guess what! laugh I nearly ruptured myself ????
  20. Another Lexus or worse full of holes coming ????
  21. The generals minions defeated the old lady and erected an umbrella so no one would notice but Prawit the hawk was watch-ing ????
  22. I personally can't wait to find out what their refugee status will be when the money runs out, I suspect they will find out their hosts aren't so welcoming and print vinyl boards of them and point sticks at it ????
  23. How first aid has moved on here CPR for fainting may make the driver wish he hadn't come round ????
  24. At least the sky is blue in HH after 10 years in CM thought it was only milky white ????
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